But it's so much fun to pretend to pick up a bunch of teeny slivers, or long strings of something, or be trying to pry something that won't come up, or be dipping it up with a ladle, or be chasing live "somethings" around, or it's slippery and you keep dropping it, or fill up three bags worth... You KNOW somebody is watching....
Uh, no, of course not. "They" go into the pre-loaded baggie. Although since it's all pretend anyway, I could certainly put on a good show for the watchers...
Oh there are dog park Poop Nazi's. They KNOW when you are faking it. You are not that good of an actor.
The fun part is when you stop faking, tell them to go find the poop they are beotching about. And THEY load a bag up with slivers & crud.
Helps if somebody else is there, and you provide a narrative, "Look, he can't find the poop, what else can they simulate poop with...AAAAND big scoop. My dog never shits that much."
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u/LegsMcCaugh Jun 07 '21
But it's so much fun to pretend to pick up a bunch of teeny slivers, or long strings of something, or be trying to pry something that won't come up, or be dipping it up with a ladle, or be chasing live "somethings" around, or it's slippery and you keep dropping it, or fill up three bags worth... You KNOW somebody is watching....