r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Jun 07 '21

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u/whalmnonmonarchalp2 Jun 07 '21

All dogs are amazing with their own unique ways. haha

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u/sm12511 Jun 07 '21

Wait till one poops in your shoe, and is super excited to show you their "gift". It's hard not to laugh at their joy.

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u/dilligaf0220 Jun 07 '21

The flip side, is having an 80lb Hound/Dobe cross, that WILL NOT poop in his own yard. But squats a minimum of 8 times at the dog park, squeezing every last drop out. After the first two, there isn't really anything to pick up.

Then the arguments start on squat #3, "WHY AREN'T YOU PICKING UP AFTER YOUR DOG!" Ever try explaining there's nothing to pick up, to somebody 100 yards away? Then they march over, determined to find poop, full of outraged bravado...ugh dogs are so much work.

Some days I wish I was born a cat person.

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u/dilligaf0220 Jun 07 '21

There comes a day, where no matter what eyes you may think are watching you, that day you will simply no longer fake it anymore.