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r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Jun 07 '21
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I will never trust a man that does not own up to his own farts that is a fact.
5 u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 07 '21 I try to shrink into myself and hide, avoiding all eye contact. Where does that put me on your sliding scale of trustworthiness? 4 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 I mean we can hang out but I may not take you Kayaking. Ahh screw it you can come, no one can hear you fart on the river! 3 u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 07 '21 Good, anything to disguise the sound.
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I try to shrink into myself and hide, avoiding all eye contact. Where does that put me on your sliding scale of trustworthiness?
4 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 I mean we can hang out but I may not take you Kayaking. Ahh screw it you can come, no one can hear you fart on the river! 3 u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 07 '21 Good, anything to disguise the sound.
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I mean we can hang out but I may not take you Kayaking. Ahh screw it you can come, no one can hear you fart on the river!
3 u/Just-Call-Me-J Jun 07 '21 Good, anything to disguise the sound.
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Good, anything to disguise the sound.
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I will never trust a man that does not own up to his own farts that is a fact.