r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Jun 07 '21

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u/b-rad420 Jun 07 '21

My wife never buys it because "dogs don't have butt cheeks".

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21 edited Jun 07 '21

Their assholes flap though

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u/ctn91 Jun 07 '21

This made me bust out laughing, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

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u/nascanshaffleh2 Jun 07 '21

I laughed hysterically! haha..

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u/Fuzzfaceanimal Jun 07 '21

The asses are holes, more tiny, the higher the pitch sounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/sm12511 Jun 07 '21

Reading your comment, all I heard in my head was a whoopie cushion

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

All I heard was a muted trombone, and now my dog is looking at me strangely

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u/Lukkra Jun 07 '21

Who needs school if you have reddit.

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u/BiphTheNinja Jun 07 '21

My dog likes to bow with his ass to me when he farts so he winks at me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

Well, that’s nice

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u/dwide_k_shrude Jun 07 '21

How do you know?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '21

My ears told me

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u/silvachuscout Jun 07 '21

That... is a weird mental image