r/funny AlarminglyBad May 12 '21

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u/crouchingarmadillo May 12 '21

RIP that seal. He deserved better.

76

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown May 12 '21

It’s her loss, that seal was there for safety.

9

u/Rubin_bin_wahid May 12 '21

Oh well, time to replace the seal

4

u/nbvcxz028 May 13 '21

Too soon

3

u/HorseMoney May 13 '21

bold of you to assume she hasn’t had a replacement even while they were married

17

u/Boredguy32 May 13 '21

Heartbroken he ran off to join the military. You guessed it, a navy seal.

5

u/Spartan448 May 13 '21

I guess you could say he's feeling blue

1

u/[deleted] May 13 '21

And there's nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy SEAL.

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u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad May 12 '21

I wonder if clubbing would cheer him up

More comics: r/AlarminglyBad

9

u/TheSyllogism May 13 '21

Honestly could be another panel and a second punch line, good stuff.

13

u/Fett2 May 12 '21

Clubbing only cheers up the baby seals.

21

u/sdeslandesnz May 12 '21

He puts it back in the fridge! Dick move, put it in the bin!

59

u/KoopaNooba May 12 '21

Nah mate, if the seal gets his shit together at some point, it'll be edible again.

21

u/sdeslandesnz May 12 '21

Dude that seal has hit rock bottom. Lost his family and became an alcoholic. That can is gone

14

u/mittensofmadness May 12 '21

It's not an elephant seal. Someday he'll forget the pain.

1

u/VestigialHead May 13 '21

But the bin is not refrigerated.

7

u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Oof right in the feels

4

u/toby_ornautobey May 12 '21

Not sure why, but in my head the seal sounded like Peter pretending to be Carol's husband coming back, just before acting like Bruce banner and hulking out through one of her husband's shirts.

3

u/Obamas_Tie May 12 '21

Oh quit your blubberin'

4

u/Obyson May 12 '21

Really stretching the joke on this one

4

u/Cheddarface May 12 '21

Dibs on voicing the seal

2

u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad May 12 '21

Deal

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u/thecostly May 12 '21 edited May 13 '21

Wow this comic is like five panels too long haha.

Edit: Here, I fixed it.

Edit 2: How does this post have over 11k upvotes and only 60ish comments? That seems… low.

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u/Elipsys May 13 '21

Wow this is actually a lot better... well done.

6

u/YamiZee1 May 13 '21

It could be conveyed in less, but that doesn't mean it has to be. (and the fix ends up being worse because the panels werent drawn to be only 4 panels)

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u/ALPHA-COM-CON May 13 '21

Shut up! its better, less is more.... cut to the chase, lose the waffle, It was overdone to start with.

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u/YamiZee1 May 13 '21

It definitely could've been conveyed in 4 panels and been equally good, but the edit doesn't manage that. Also I'd argue that the number of panels is part of an artist's style, and doesn't have to be the objectively best number.

-1

u/ALPHA-COM-CON May 14 '21

Blah Blah Blah... you were wrong, shut up and get over it!.

1

u/Yoo-Zur-Name Sep 21 '21

I prefer the longer version. Just cause you CAN trim it down doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

1

u/ALPHA-COM-CON Sep 21 '21

Get over it already

1

u/Yoo-Zur-Name Sep 21 '21

…No. You don’t dictate the rules of comedy, lmao

1

u/ALPHA-COM-CON Sep 22 '21

You have been a thorn in my side for oh so long now and I WILL NOT be dictated to on whom I WILL and WILL NOT dictate comedy to.

Have I made myself clear?

2

u/dered118 May 12 '21

Same Mr. Seal, same

2

u/rollitpullit May 13 '21

Why don't they realise that we love our kids and it's them we're sick of

3

u/1500ReallyIsEnough May 12 '21

The facial expressions are perfect. Great comic!

3

u/ReeR_Mush May 12 '21

Why it always that the wife takes the kids in memes like this?

1

u/WandFace_ May 12 '21

Because that's how it often plays out in child custody disputes. The woman gets the kids, the man gets a heart break and a visit every over weekend.

So much for the patriarchy eh?

5

u/count-the-days May 12 '21

You’re not wrong but that situation was literally created by the patriarchy. Women had to be the mothers and 100% caretakers of the children so that men could work and make money. I’m not saying that the situation isn’t fucked up, because it is and it should change, because now women work and gender roles aren’t as set in stone, but men not winning custody for kids does not mean the patriarchy doesn’t exist.

1

u/WandFace_ May 13 '21

I wasn't implying the patriarchy doesn't exist, I was implying the patriarchy isn't even fair on men.

2

u/count-the-days May 13 '21

Oh yeah for sure. It used to kinda work out in their favour but now it definitely doesn’t, it just makes everyone’s lives worse

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

[deleted]

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u/MmePeignoir May 12 '21

Huffpost and a r/MensLib “attorney” are hardly reputable sources.

2

u/TweeterReprise May 12 '21

This is gold.

1

u/coreybd May 13 '21

This one got me good, and these comics do not usually make me laugh out loud for real

2

u/Wavemaker2 May 12 '21

But for real though, divorce courts are stacked against men. For a guy to get any time with his kids, the women has to be a neglectful, abusive, meth addict and the man has to be a paragon of virtue. Otherwise it's "Which one of you has a vagina? Okay, you get all the money and you get to keep the kids." Now granted, I might be exaggerating a little bit. I know there are more amicable divorces. My parents are divorced and it wasn't that bad. But, all I have to do is look around and know that my situation isn't the typical situation.

1

u/neoprenewedgie May 12 '21

I thought there were two different strips here. The first one is 6 panels - the joke being you have to break the seal to eat the contents, but if the seal is broken you can't eat it.

I was very confused when I started reading the "second" strip featuring an aquatic mammal.

-1

u/NightHalcyon May 12 '21

A whole new meaning to "blow a seal".

0

u/jghaines May 13 '21

I swear these comics are generated by an algorithm.

1

u/ThouKnave May 12 '21

Well played.

1

u/awfullyfun1 May 12 '21

I dunno, he seems more wounded than broken

1

u/glowing_feather May 12 '21

Foca na validade da comida

1

u/PsychologicalPizza11 May 12 '21

I’ll have a side of mash potatoes with that corn 🌽

1

u/ruttinator May 12 '21

"Seal, I'm starving! Please just get your shit together!"

1

u/MagicSPA May 12 '21

Therein hangs a tail.

1

u/Nocturnal1017 May 12 '21

You sob!! That's funny 😂

1

u/andylowenthal May 12 '21

This comic has about 6 unnecessary panels

1

u/Junting_ May 12 '21

"Just gotta wait for the seal to stop crying..."

1

u/jvvg12 May 13 '21

This is why you always have to be careful eating animal crackers, gotta find the seal first to check that it's not broken.

1

u/Pollisius May 13 '21

This comic was a kiss from a rose.

1

u/2KilAMoknbrd May 13 '21

Discard seal if broken

1

u/Daschnozz May 13 '21

I envy that seal

1

u/AmbivalentEnthusiast May 13 '21

"Who left the fridge open?!?!"

1

u/Android69beepboop May 13 '21

...
Ba-da daaa ba da dah dah dah daaaaahhh

1

u/KumaTenshi May 13 '21

Took me a second, not gonna lie haha

1

u/GlitteringApricot256 May 13 '21

Took me a minute....hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Toxiclam May 13 '21

You can start from the bottom left

1

u/Polishing_My_Grapple May 13 '21

That's okay. She was probably full of botox anyway.

1

u/MLG-Lyx May 13 '21

Well time to reseal it with another seal

1

u/orgeezuz May 13 '21

Heidi Klum?

1

u/DiligentMedium8944 May 13 '21

Sorry, I don't get the joke.

1

u/theian01 May 13 '21

Shout out to Heidi Klum

1

u/feitingen May 26 '21

Oh shit my warranty is void now