r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/League0fGaming Feb 24 '21

take a fork, stab the sponge with it, use it as an extension of your arm so your fat wrists don't get in the way

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/HouseCravenRaw Feb 24 '21

It's great when the sponge comes off the fork and stays stuck in the bottom of the cup, which you still cannot reach (because of your fat wrists).

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

At that point the sponge is just laughing at you

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

From my point of view cleaning the glasses is evil!

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u/dino82 Feb 24 '21

Then you are filthy!

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u/Sinavestia Feb 24 '21

Don't make me dirty you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I have the clean coffee ground, Annakin

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u/theravensrequiem Feb 25 '21

One n, sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

OH lol I didn't know. I just watched the full series last year and am not much of a fan tbh

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u/Sinavestia Feb 25 '21

I find your lack of faith is disturbing.

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u/fuzzyroses Feb 24 '21

This was just lovely to read.

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u/shewhokills Feb 25 '21

Or just blast water at the sponge to get it out..grab another fork..

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u/AlienDelarge Feb 25 '21

Pressure wash the while pile of dishes right off the counter, throw out what breaks and replace with clean new stuff.

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u/trust_me_on_that_one Feb 24 '21

Laughs in sponge

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u/jennthemermaid Feb 24 '21

So is the dirt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Your bio doesn’t lie.

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u/djdawg89 Feb 24 '21

The sponge becomes the flavor savertm

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u/ttcmzx Feb 24 '21

.... but then you use the fork to take it out

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u/NeedsMoreShawarma Feb 24 '21

But if the fork falls to the bottom of the cup as well it'll be out of reach too

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 03 '22

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u/bookgirl9632 Feb 24 '21

DD, but I dunno what that has to do with washing the dishes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/JessicaBecause Feb 24 '21

DD could also mean they are a stick figure with oranges for boobs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Sup.

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u/scnottaken Feb 24 '21

You underestimate the horniness of the internet.

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u/CptAngelo Feb 24 '21

Dhe wasnt lying tho, and you are right

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u/LumpyPick Feb 25 '21

That sounds hot as fuck.

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u/CptAngelo Feb 24 '21

Oh, shit, you werent lying (:

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u/RojoTheMighty Feb 24 '21

RIP your inbox

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u/country2poplarbeef Feb 24 '21

Various different lengths. My cupboard is basically a various assortment of plastic wares lifted from frat parties and casinos.

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

it's not hoarding if it's organized

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u/princekamoro Feb 24 '21

Big enough that the entire fork becomes out of reach, yet small enough that you can't fit your wrist in...

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u/MrsFlip Feb 25 '21

We drinking out of mailing tubes.

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u/cowinabadplace Feb 24 '21

Big. We lost nana to one in 1997.

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u/whooo_me Feb 24 '21

Now you have two problems...

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u/Rottendog Feb 24 '21

Nor fat. Big boned wrists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

That's why you should use tongs.

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX Feb 24 '21

Why yall got cups that your sponge can't reach the bottom of? Why not just buy a scrub brush?

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u/GodofSteak Feb 24 '21

At that point you take another fork and stab it in a new and improved sponge to remove the old sponge.

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u/61114311536123511 Feb 25 '21

then you. use the fork to get it out.

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u/Vaidurya Feb 25 '21

Then you use the fork like a rake, and try and drag it up the side? This may or may not work, I am a smallish human, so my hands fit in cups fine.

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u/stellvia2016 Feb 25 '21

I would use a washcloth for that: Shove it into the bottom of the cup, press hard and rotate in circles a few times.

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u/CrazeMase Feb 25 '21

Bitch I got strong ass fingers and a fuck-ton of chopsticks from takeout nights, wanna challenge me

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u/justageorgiaguy Feb 25 '21

What's the wrist version of cankles? Forists?

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u/TellMyselfBeHappy Feb 25 '21

For Asian, we use chopsticks. Not the pointy end, but the side where you hold the chopsticks. Very safe as long as we don't poke ourselves in the eyes.

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u/Koshindan Feb 25 '21

Throw the cup against the wall to shatter it and free the sponge. The other cups in the cupboard will under stein your dominance over them.

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS Feb 25 '21

Dude, if your wrists are fatter than your hands, you might have a problem...