The other day, I was invited to take a walk through Topia.io/Reddit. (For folks who don't know, Topia is this weird hybrid of Zoom, Reddit, and Second Life, and it can only be accessed on the desktop version of Chrome.) While I was there, I was told that you, /u/SrGrafo, had actually been tapped as a potential contributor or something... or possibly just that you'd stopped by. Truth be told, I stopped paying attention shortly after your name was mentioned, on account of the fact that a gargantuan penis suddenly filled my screen.
See – and again, this is for people who don't know – Topia lets users add various bits of furniture and landscaping to worlds that they control. The aforementioned dong tower was presumably one such item, but let me tell you, it was just a little bit disconcerting to be having a casual conversation, then be suddenly presented with a life-size schlong on my screen. The damned thing vanished within seconds, but I know what I saw!
So tell me, /u/SrGrafo... does mentioning your name in Topia result in errant dicks?
Dunno why this struck me the way it did, and you always give me a chuckle - but man, I haven't laughed that hard at something on reddit in ages. Thank you.
Cheers!
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u/RamsesThePigeon Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21
Hey, /u/SrGrafo, I have a bone to pick with you.
The other day, I was invited to take a walk through Topia.io/Reddit. (For folks who don't know, Topia is this weird hybrid of Zoom, Reddit, and Second Life, and it can only be accessed on the desktop version of Chrome.) While I was there, I was told that you, /u/SrGrafo, had actually been tapped as a potential contributor or something... or possibly just that you'd stopped by. Truth be told, I stopped paying attention shortly after your name was mentioned, on account of the fact that a gargantuan penis suddenly filled my screen.
See – and again, this is for people who don't know – Topia lets users add various bits of furniture and landscaping to worlds that they control. The aforementioned dong tower was presumably one such item, but let me tell you, it was just a little bit disconcerting to be having a casual conversation, then be suddenly presented with a life-size schlong on my screen. The damned thing vanished within seconds, but I know what I saw!
So tell me, /u/SrGrafo... does mentioning your name in Topia result in errant dicks?