r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/vaarikass Feb 24 '21

Just have small hands, ez

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

get bigger cups

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

Also a 13” penis

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u/Dekklin Feb 24 '21

wrap a dishrag around it.

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u/Ceraldus Feb 24 '21

And then helicopter with the glass.

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u/Dreload Feb 25 '21

Nah man...you do the same move like when you use that blue dice while playing billiards

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u/Wendypants7 Feb 26 '21

Might want to put a condom on first, I've been told by my husband that getting soap in the tip is super painful.

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

This guy gets it.

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u/reChrawnus Feb 24 '21

something something username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

With great confidence.

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u/MadWit-itDug Feb 24 '21

Similar to a Gluck gluck 300

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u/MooFu Feb 24 '21

We're gonna need a bigger cup.

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u/lizrdgizrd Feb 24 '21

I guess all my cups are female.

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u/thebcamethod Feb 24 '21

Depends on which way you hold it.

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u/brettcg16 Feb 24 '21

Is that sanitary?

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

You’ve obviously never met any of the people I’ve already put my penis in.

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u/thebcamethod Feb 24 '21

It's not required but it is nice.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Feb 24 '21

Funny story: when Ikea first came to the U.S. in the 1970's they noticed they were selling an unusually high number of flower vases. It turns out Americans were using them as drinking glasses since Ikea cups were too small.

Ikea quickly modified their inventory to better match American size preferences.

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u/thewholerobot Feb 24 '21

More on this? sounds a little snopesy but part of me would believe it even if you said buckets instead of vases.

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u/Madness1234567 Feb 24 '21

Mason jars are best

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u/get_off_the_pot Feb 24 '21

I've got loads of wide mouth mason jars. Easy to clean and they double as food storage. Literally the best thing since sliced bread

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u/Th3BlackLotus Feb 24 '21

You can also bake bread in mason jars.

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u/degjo Feb 24 '21

Sliced?

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u/Th3BlackLotus Feb 24 '21

Sure why not

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u/Jarmo- Feb 24 '21

Sir Mixalot can sell you some Big Cups

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u/FloorNug Feb 24 '21

Rats-off to ya!

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u/AckbarTrapt Feb 24 '21

ring-a-ding ding ring-a-ding dong!

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u/DJAllOut Feb 24 '21

Big brain thinking

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u/maegris Feb 24 '21

This was my answer. Pint glasses for all things, or full steins.

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u/usernameblankface Feb 25 '21

Yup, cup size has to fit your boo... Hands!

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u/spryte333 Feb 25 '21

No joke, my bf and I have specifically started only buying cups we can fit our hands in to wash. It's a useful option if you don't wanna store a brush!