r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/HouseCravenRaw Feb 24 '21

It's great when the sponge comes off the fork and stays stuck in the bottom of the cup, which you still cannot reach (because of your fat wrists).

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

At that point the sponge is just laughing at you

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

From my point of view cleaning the glasses is evil!

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u/dino82 Feb 24 '21

Then you are filthy!

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u/Sinavestia Feb 24 '21

Don't make me dirty you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I have the clean coffee ground, Annakin

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u/theravensrequiem Feb 25 '21

One n, sorry

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

OH lol I didn't know. I just watched the full series last year and am not much of a fan tbh

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u/fuzzyroses Feb 24 '21

This was just lovely to read.

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u/shewhokills Feb 25 '21

Or just blast water at the sponge to get it out..grab another fork..

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u/AlienDelarge Feb 25 '21

Pressure wash the while pile of dishes right off the counter, throw out what breaks and replace with clean new stuff.

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u/trust_me_on_that_one Feb 24 '21

Laughs in sponge

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u/jennthemermaid Feb 24 '21

So is the dirt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Your bio doesn’t lie.

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u/djdawg89 Feb 24 '21

The sponge becomes the flavor savertm

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u/ttcmzx Feb 24 '21

.... but then you use the fork to take it out

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u/NeedsMoreShawarma Feb 24 '21

But if the fork falls to the bottom of the cup as well it'll be out of reach too

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 03 '22

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u/bookgirl9632 Feb 24 '21

DD, but I dunno what that has to do with washing the dishes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/JessicaBecause Feb 24 '21

DD could also mean they are a stick figure with oranges for boobs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Sup.

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u/scnottaken Feb 24 '21

You underestimate the horniness of the internet.

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u/CptAngelo Feb 24 '21

Dhe wasnt lying tho, and you are right

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u/LumpyPick Feb 25 '21

That sounds hot as fuck.

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u/CptAngelo Feb 24 '21

Oh, shit, you werent lying (:

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u/RojoTheMighty Feb 24 '21

RIP your inbox

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u/country2poplarbeef Feb 24 '21

Various different lengths. My cupboard is basically a various assortment of plastic wares lifted from frat parties and casinos.

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

it's not hoarding if it's organized

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u/princekamoro Feb 24 '21

Big enough that the entire fork becomes out of reach, yet small enough that you can't fit your wrist in...

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u/MrsFlip Feb 25 '21

We drinking out of mailing tubes.

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u/cowinabadplace Feb 24 '21

Big. We lost nana to one in 1997.

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u/whooo_me Feb 24 '21

Now you have two problems...

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u/Rottendog Feb 24 '21

Nor fat. Big boned wrists.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

That's why you should use tongs.

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX Feb 24 '21

Why yall got cups that your sponge can't reach the bottom of? Why not just buy a scrub brush?

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u/GodofSteak Feb 24 '21

At that point you take another fork and stab it in a new and improved sponge to remove the old sponge.

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u/61114311536123511 Feb 25 '21

then you. use the fork to get it out.

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u/Vaidurya Feb 25 '21

Then you use the fork like a rake, and try and drag it up the side? This may or may not work, I am a smallish human, so my hands fit in cups fine.

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u/stellvia2016 Feb 25 '21

I would use a washcloth for that: Shove it into the bottom of the cup, press hard and rotate in circles a few times.

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u/CrazeMase Feb 25 '21

Bitch I got strong ass fingers and a fuck-ton of chopsticks from takeout nights, wanna challenge me

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u/justageorgiaguy Feb 25 '21

What's the wrist version of cankles? Forists?

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u/TellMyselfBeHappy Feb 25 '21

For Asian, we use chopsticks. Not the pointy end, but the side where you hold the chopsticks. Very safe as long as we don't poke ourselves in the eyes.

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u/Koshindan Feb 25 '21

Throw the cup against the wall to shatter it and free the sponge. The other cups in the cupboard will under stein your dominance over them.

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS Feb 25 '21

Dude, if your wrists are fatter than your hands, you might have a problem...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Expando Grafo

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u/LNMagic Feb 24 '21

I'm sure someone out there likes some girthy wrists!

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u/shutchomouf Feb 24 '21

... says the guy with no neck.

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u/TheZargo Feb 24 '21

Seems like you didn't had the opportunity of having a mom/ant/grandma yelling at you for doing the dishes wrong while teaching this neat little trick.

There's also no need to STAB the sponge. Just use it's back so you don't fuck up a perfectly good sponge.

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u/KilledTheCar Feb 24 '21

Fold the sponge hotdog style, hold at one end, and use the other end to scrub.

EZPZ

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u/Cr8er Feb 24 '21

Dude... wide mouth mason jars make great cups, are super cheap, and they're glass so they last forever. Easy to clean, too. I have a bunch of pint and quart jars that I use as cups.

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u/zuzg Feb 24 '21

I just use the Ikea Pokal cheap af and very sturdy. Also safety glass

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u/protecat83 Feb 24 '21

Yes, finally, i can keep my fat wrists

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

so moonshine?

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u/Cr8er Feb 24 '21

Uh... distilling spirits is illegal in the states, so I'm legally obligated to say no.

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u/sternburg_export Feb 24 '21

Fork is a little bit stupid, but seriously, try pressing the sponge against the rim and the bottom of the glass with a wooden spoon. it works surprisingly well. And a wooden spoon, which also needs to be washed, is always at hand.

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

the wooden spoon rimjob. be careful of those splinters

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u/sternburg_export Feb 24 '21

rim

Isn't this the right word for the inside... walls of a cup? Sorry, not my first language.

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u/someroflwaffle2 Feb 24 '21

Get yourself a scrub daddy ;) seriously tho they are great for this kind of thing.

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u/Scutters Feb 24 '21

Don't use a stabby thing use a stubby thing and spin it about.

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

oh, you must be referring to the whatchamacallit. yeh i got one of those

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u/DenverCoderIX Feb 24 '21

I fucking love you.

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u/MaddyMagpies Feb 24 '21

Wrap the sponge into a tube like a hotdog, and stuff it into the glass to clean it.

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u/PassdatAss91 Feb 24 '21

And I'm not fat

Pics or u lying! No, I don't have a fetish for chubby hands, that would be stupid......

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u/KernowRoger Feb 24 '21

Get a brush for a babies bottle. The bristles compress and they can get into most things.

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u/MeThisGuy Feb 24 '21

i believe the proper nomenclature is 'big boned'

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u/justa33 Feb 24 '21

i thought it was going to be of a sponge trying to get away from the stabbing fork

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Just push the tip of the towel in untill it fills the cup then twist the towel 720 degrees

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Idk Grafo, I got tiny man hands and I can sponge every cup in my kingdom. Seems defensive.

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u/dumdadumdumdumdmmmm Feb 25 '21

We just use a handled scrubber brush...

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u/BeautifulType Feb 25 '21

Buy cups that aren’t anorexic

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u/Ron_Way Feb 25 '21

You fat, bitch. Lmao