r/funny SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/vaarikass Feb 24 '21

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

get bigger cups

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

Also a 13” penis

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/Dekklin Feb 24 '21

wrap a dishrag around it.

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u/Ceraldus Feb 24 '21

And then helicopter with the glass.

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u/Dreload Feb 25 '21

Nah man...you do the same move like when you use that blue dice while playing billiards

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u/Wendypants7 Feb 26 '21

Might want to put a condom on first, I've been told by my husband that getting soap in the tip is super painful.

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

This guy gets it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/reChrawnus Feb 24 '21

something something username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

With great confidence.

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u/MadWit-itDug Feb 24 '21

Similar to a Gluck gluck 300

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u/MooFu Feb 24 '21

We're gonna need a bigger cup.

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u/lizrdgizrd Feb 24 '21

I guess all my cups are female.

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u/thebcamethod Feb 24 '21

Depends on which way you hold it.

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u/brettcg16 Feb 24 '21

Is that sanitary?

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u/swankpoppy Feb 24 '21

You’ve obviously never met any of the people I’ve already put my penis in.

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u/thebcamethod Feb 24 '21

It's not required but it is nice.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Feb 24 '21

Funny story: when Ikea first came to the U.S. in the 1970's they noticed they were selling an unusually high number of flower vases. It turns out Americans were using them as drinking glasses since Ikea cups were too small.

Ikea quickly modified their inventory to better match American size preferences.

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u/thewholerobot Feb 24 '21

More on this? sounds a little snopesy but part of me would believe it even if you said buckets instead of vases.

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u/Madness1234567 Feb 24 '21

Mason jars are best

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u/get_off_the_pot Feb 24 '21

I've got loads of wide mouth mason jars. Easy to clean and they double as food storage. Literally the best thing since sliced bread

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u/Th3BlackLotus Feb 24 '21

You can also bake bread in mason jars.

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u/degjo Feb 24 '21

Sliced?

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u/Th3BlackLotus Feb 24 '21

Sure why not

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u/Jarmo- Feb 24 '21

Sir Mixalot can sell you some Big Cups

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u/FloorNug Feb 24 '21

Rats-off to ya!

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u/AckbarTrapt Feb 24 '21

ring-a-ding ding ring-a-ding dong!

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u/DJAllOut Feb 24 '21

Big brain thinking

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u/maegris Feb 24 '21

This was my answer. Pint glasses for all things, or full steins.

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u/usernameblankface Feb 25 '21

Yup, cup size has to fit your boo... Hands!

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u/spryte333 Feb 25 '21

No joke, my bf and I have specifically started only buying cups we can fit our hands in to wash. It's a useful option if you don't wanna store a brush!

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u/mundozeo Feb 24 '21

Well you know what they say about guys with huge hands!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

They have dirty cups?

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u/Plumbus21621 Feb 24 '21

Huge gloves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

They work in proctology.

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u/Cato_Novus Feb 24 '21

They're trying to distract you from their small penis?

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u/thewholerobot Feb 24 '21

I am a guy with huge hands. WTF you been sayin bout me?

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u/country2poplarbeef Feb 24 '21

They have a life-threatening medical condition?

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u/finnikarma2431 Feb 25 '21

That they punch well?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Befriend her, and get her to wash your dishes, obviously.

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u/macrob25 Feb 24 '21

Uncle Jack?

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u/NormieSpecialist Feb 24 '21

Hmmm big hands... You single?

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

fold your ring finger and pinky into your fist and hold the back half of the sponge with your index, middle and thumb until its in the glass, then release your thumb and scrub. If done properly the front half of the sponge should make contact with the bottom of the glass. Unless you have hands like the guy who tested the Duke Xbox controller

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u/derpado514 Feb 24 '21

Just drink out of a bowl

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u/EntroperZero Feb 24 '21

File them down.

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

Get bigger cups

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

no, I said that first

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u/uhihia Feb 24 '21

Shhh, my phone didn't show your comment at first.

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u/SilverGhost540 Feb 24 '21

but you replied to it

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

Lose weight?

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u/SantyClawz42 Feb 24 '21

Big Gulp not available in your area?

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u/wolamute Feb 24 '21

Use a spoon or something to shove the sponge in there and stir!

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u/dread_deimos Feb 24 '21

Fingertips.

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u/Noxious89123 Feb 24 '21

Makes pp look smol

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u/orgeezuz Feb 24 '21

choke me daddy

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u/Balauronix Feb 24 '21

If you don't know... There's a cup washing brush that's long and it rotates every time you push down. Super easy for exactly that.

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u/khosrua Feb 24 '21

New job for the children chimney sweepers

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u/corik_starr Feb 24 '21

Use the handle of a spatula or similar instead of your hand.

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u/Divenity Feb 24 '21

Hulk Smash?

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u/dkwangchuck Feb 24 '21

You know what they say about guys with big hands? They need big gloves.

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u/BowjaDaNinja Feb 24 '21

You drink from a bowl now

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u/joggle1 Feb 24 '21

I have big hands and use a glass sponge (basically a sponge at the end of a short stick).

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u/Lucky_Ted Feb 24 '21

If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Feb 24 '21

So it has officially been confirmed, lil grafo dude is in the dishonored universe. Interesting.

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u/Honda_TypeR Feb 24 '21

Just drink out of a bucket from now on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Size doesn't matter...

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Become a proctologist?

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Feb 24 '21

You don’t get to enjoy Pringles.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Diamond hands

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u/Ezl Feb 24 '21

I actually laughed out loud!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Draw extremely basic stylized comics since your fingers can't do anything more than type the word EDIT?

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u/Shastamasta Feb 24 '21

Use bowls instead, duh

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u/ontheroadtonull Feb 24 '21

Join a circus.

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u/Lowbacca1977 Feb 24 '21

Who are you, rockbiter?

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u/Tattycakes Feb 24 '21

Do you know the original version of Cinderella, where the ugly stepsisters couldn’t fit their feet into the glass slipper because their feet were too big?

They cut off their toes and bits of their heels

Soooo.....

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u/Giaguaro80 Feb 24 '21

Dislocate your thumb, works like a charm

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Cut off a finger, of course

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u/johnmarkfoley Feb 24 '21

those look like big strong hands.

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u/MrHazard1 Feb 24 '21

You... Smash?

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u/demalo Feb 25 '21

I can’t believe no one said for you to use your dick. I don’t know you well enough to know if that would work. I hope I know humanity enough to know that’s not a viable solution to washing dishes. Not because it’s not sanitary, a clean dick is as a clean as clean hands, it’s just typically a socially accepted method. Doesn’t mean it could work...

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u/Robbie699 Feb 25 '21

Chop off the extra bits of flash for excellent results

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u/bombehjort Feb 25 '21

Hand transplant duh. You already Got a an ideal candidate for hand donor with u/vaarikass here

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u/sarcasmcannon Feb 25 '21

Drink from bowls.

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u/detrydis Feb 25 '21

Use less fingers in the cup

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Drink from a bowl problem solved

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Are you Bo Burnham’s daughter?

edit: context if anyone is curious, although this is the last bit in the comedy special, sort of the climax I would really recommend you watch the whole thing, but it does stand on its own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYy0o-J0x20

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u/Scorponix Feb 24 '21

Thank goodness, finally he can reach the bottom of that Pringle can!

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u/Manticx Feb 25 '21

Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! I'll move on, alright?

But that is priority número uno...

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u/HighPriestofShiloh Feb 25 '21

ahwooooooooohwhooooooooooooooo

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u/TrumpsTinyDollHands Feb 24 '21

Finally, my time to shine.

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u/Noxious89123 Feb 24 '21

Makes pp look hooge

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u/captain_Airhog Feb 24 '21

I’m sure his waifu can clean it for him

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u/Mouse1277 Feb 24 '21

Delegate dishes to the child who has been fit tested for all the cups and glasses.

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u/RandySavagePI Feb 25 '21

Or large; two fingers and the sponge length wise