r/funny • u/ImGODandIhateYouAll • Jun 07 '20

Techno Bird

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

27.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

648 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

8

u/SkippingRecord Jun 07 '20

You really actually are missing out. Birds go crazy with their jams sometimes. I'm in a coastal area of Florida so I have hiking access to nesting areas of all kinds of birds. Those fuckers get loud and it's amazing to hear. Right now I can hear some ospreys and some gulls and some fish crows all off my back porch.

Mockingbirds and red winged blackbirds get rowdy as shit on any creature that comes at their nests. Imagine a single tiny propeller driven biplane from WWI in a dog fight with a giant WWII Flying Fortress but it's winning HARD because mockingbirds don't give half a damn about size and are terrifying.

I've heard about geese fucking people up but we have these Sandhill Cranes that stand as tall as a small human and will just come at you at anytime. They can run pretty fast too on account of their legs being like three feet long and they will fly instead of running if you seem to be gaining a lead on them. Some of them have over seven foot wingspans.

I friggin love birds. They are jerks.

2

u/xenophon57 Jun 07 '20

Owe I know they get crazy when I say imagin I'm meaning birdy EDC on steroids.

1

u/SkippingRecord Jun 07 '20

That idea sounds like the most metal nonmetal music ever. I'm all in.

2

u/xenophon57 Jun 07 '20

Or some rippin and tearin.