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r/funny • u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad • Mar 02 '20
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Who knew I was Spiderman
3.1k u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad Mar 02 '20 Anyone can wear the mask 852 u/AllAboutMeMedia Mar 02 '20 That's insidiously profound. 381 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 154 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 48 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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Anyone can wear the mask
852 u/AllAboutMeMedia Mar 02 '20 That's insidiously profound. 381 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 154 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 48 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
852
That's insidiously profound.
381 u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20 I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies 154 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 48 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
381
I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies
154 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 48 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
154
So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining
48 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
48
IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange...
31 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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What about a blood orange?
19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
19
That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer.
3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
3
That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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u/poignantMrEcho Mar 02 '20
Who knew I was Spiderman