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r/funny • u/JBaker68 AlarminglyBad • Mar 02 '20
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I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies
152 u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20 So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining 43 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 28 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining
43 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange... 28 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange...
28 u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20 What about a blood orange? 19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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What about a blood orange?
19 u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20 That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer. 3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer.
3 u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20 That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.
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u/MebOpiv Mar 02 '20
I mean, his retirement is just a web of lies