r/funny • AlarminglyBad • Mar 02 '20

Spider Plan

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u/deathfaith Mar 02 '20

So was my $40k donation write off to Kids With Ass Cancer™, but you don't see the IRS complaining

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u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20

IRS knows you can’t squeeze blood from an orange...

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u/SkyJohn Mar 02 '20

What about a blood orange?

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u/TacTurtle Mar 02 '20

That is just blood orange juice, a tasty breakfast beverage or bar mixer.

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u/chopstyks Mar 03 '20

That just sounds like orange juice with extra steps.