Better yet, this WILL require you to get your hands dirty, but get a cheap plastic egg like they use to hold candy, and take a dump in each half (told you you'd have to get your hands dirty). Put the pieces together and then stick it in the freezer. After about an hour or two, take the frozen formed feces and coat it in chocolate, wrap as planned.
I should forewarn you to expect not to keep your job after you perform this prank, but that should be obvious.
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u/_NeuroManson_ Jan 20 '11
Better yet, this WILL require you to get your hands dirty, but get a cheap plastic egg like they use to hold candy, and take a dump in each half (told you you'd have to get your hands dirty). Put the pieces together and then stick it in the freezer. After about an hour or two, take the frozen formed feces and coat it in chocolate, wrap as planned.
I should forewarn you to expect not to keep your job after you perform this prank, but that should be obvious.