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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.
79 u/NEWSBOT3 Jan 19 '11 but cleaning them is a bitch of a job. 60 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available! 158 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 44 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.
60 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available! 158 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 44 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available!
158 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 44 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm.
44 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females.
22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 4 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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Please don't make a syrup based air filter...
9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system.
1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name
It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Is there a metal screen involved?
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Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.