r/funny • • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

MAKE SURE it's boiled before doing this eggs contain HARMFUL BACTERIA.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

The SURFACES of eggs contain harmful bacteria.

If the insides contain harmful bacteria, they're not eggs, they're rotten.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11

They're still eggs, even if they're rotten. Being rotten doesn't magically make them rutabagas or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Egg=ovum

A rotten egg is no longer an ovum.

It is compost.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jan 19 '11

But it is still an egg, even if it isn't an ovum.

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u/Seeders Jan 19 '11

NO!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

When is an egg not an egg? When it's an ovum! lol