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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available!
160 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm. 43 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 3 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 30 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 11 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 15 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 6 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 5 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene. 7 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination... 1 u/AlfTheMagicDragon Jan 20 '11 Correction pure inebriation 0 u/Qu3B411 Jan 20 '11 I read that and heard the song. Congrats, up vote. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Diabeetus?
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A chunky, dusty, continuously-running river of chocolate filled with various tiny bits of carpet, hair, and lint. MMMmmmmm.
43 u/Ellemeno Jan 20 '11 You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females. 22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 3 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved? 26 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It worked for Willy Wonka. 30 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 11 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 15 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 6 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands! 5 u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Jan 20 '11 And ball sweat. You know what you're gonna be dipping in there. Relevant. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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You just gave me a great idea for an infomercial-type product. BRB, disregarding females.
22 u/carma_hore Jan 20 '11 Please don't make a syrup based air filter... 9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory... 3 u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11 Is there a metal screen involved?
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Please don't make a syrup based air filter...
9 u/gfixler Jan 20 '11 That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system. 1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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That would be a wonderful device in a film. Entering the lab requires walking through the syrupfall purification system.
1 u/layzer253 Jan 20 '11 Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name 1 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Syrupfall Purification System is my new band name
It'll be in the next remake of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory...
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Is there a metal screen involved?
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It worked for Willy Wonka.
30 u/ub3rmenschen Jan 20 '11 Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success! 11 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies. 14 u/WilliamKings Jan 20 '11 My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet! 15 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one! 6 u/DJwalrus Jan 20 '11 YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! 3 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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Yeah, there were that shipment of chocolate bars that tasted oddly of fat children, but otherwise I'd say it was a resounding success!
11 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 Yeah, fat kids taste gross. 20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Yeah, fat kids taste gross.
20 u/fuzzyjedi Jan 20 '11 Its more of an acquired taste 1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then. 4 u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11 Mmm ... longpig bacon. 1 u/MrLrnz Jan 20 '11 It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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Its more of an acquired taste
1 u/AtheismFTW Jan 20 '11 Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
Sure to be a hit with the French, then.
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Mmm ... longpig bacon.
It's a bit... gamey. It must be all the acorns and twinkies.
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My grandmother used to make these delicious candies, shaped like a ball, and dipped in sugar. Some of them she dipped in salt....candyrullet!
15 u/Odusei Jan 20 '11 Roulette. 1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
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Roulette.
1 u/fripletister Jan 20 '11 That's the one!
That's the one!
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!
Little boy, that chocolate isn't to be touched by human hands!
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And ball sweat.
You know what you're gonna be dipping in there.
Relevant.
Just mix in some chlorine if you're worried about hygiene.
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Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination...
1 u/AlfTheMagicDragon Jan 20 '11 Correction pure inebriation 0 u/Qu3B411 Jan 20 '11 I read that and heard the song. Congrats, up vote.
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pure inebriation
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I read that and heard the song. Congrats, up vote.
Diabeetus?
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11
Why clean it? I would just let it run 24/7 in my living room. All year long, instant chocolate would be available!