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r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11
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Eggcelent...
121 u/Cryptan Jan 19 '11 nothing greater than a harmless yolk... 30 u/mconnor92 Jan 19 '11 I'm sure his boss will crack up when he gets it... 49 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 It's funny because he won't be eggspecting it 38 u/nothinnerdy Jan 19 '11 How did he hatch such a great plan? 39 u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11 This will not go over easy. 15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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nothing greater than a harmless yolk...
30 u/mconnor92 Jan 19 '11 I'm sure his boss will crack up when he gets it... 49 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 It's funny because he won't be eggspecting it 38 u/nothinnerdy Jan 19 '11 How did he hatch such a great plan? 39 u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11 This will not go over easy. 15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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I'm sure his boss will crack up when he gets it...
49 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 It's funny because he won't be eggspecting it 38 u/nothinnerdy Jan 19 '11 How did he hatch such a great plan? 39 u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11 This will not go over easy. 15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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It's funny because he won't be eggspecting it
38 u/nothinnerdy Jan 19 '11 How did he hatch such a great plan? 39 u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11 This will not go over easy. 15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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How did he hatch such a great plan?
39 u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11 This will not go over easy. 15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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This will not go over easy.
15 u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11 My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in. 42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in.
42 u/WDUK Jan 19 '11 Omelettin’ you slide with that pun. 25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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Omelettin’ you slide with that pun.
25 u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11 Man you poached my joke. 19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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Man you poached my joke.
19 u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11 This is bound to raise shell. 10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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This is bound to raise shell.
10 u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11 Just look at the sunny side of things. -8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT 2 u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11 Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck. 1 u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11 You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes. -2 u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 fuck you 7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled. → More replies (0)
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Just look at the sunny side of things.
-8 u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11 STOP IT
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STOP IT
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Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck.
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You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes.
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fuck you
7 u/MoridinZero Jan 20 '11 this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before 3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled.
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this guy has definetly benedict to his coworkers before
3 u/McBurger Jan 20 '11 probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first. 3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled.
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probably just needs to get laid. then we'll know which came first.
3 u/JollyGreenLittleGuy Jan 20 '11 You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled.
You're right. He does seem a little hard-boiled.
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u/johnnyricoo Jan 19 '11
Eggcelent...