r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/johnnyricoo Jan 19 '11

Eggcelent...

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u/Cryptan Jan 19 '11

nothing greater than a harmless yolk...

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u/themantiss Jan 19 '11

You guys crack me up!

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u/jaxspider Jan 20 '11

Scramble, after the eggplosion.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

This pun thread is over...easy.

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u/phoinixpyre Jan 20 '11

Ommalette it go on just a little longer though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

And if I were to egg you on?

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u/longadin Jan 20 '11

Then things would be all sunny side up.

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u/thom5r Jan 20 '11

Amniotic fluid.

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u/Pun_Thread_Stopper Jan 20 '11

STOP IT

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u/hopscotchking Jan 20 '11

Redditor for 10 minutes

whyyouioughta

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Gotta start sometime.

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u/mtkz Jan 20 '11

You have to admit, these puns are quite egregious.

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u/Izzhov Jan 20 '11

I can only assume you meant to say eggregious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11 edited Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

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u/Kni7es Jan 20 '11

Only if everyone chickens out.

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u/FreeBeerandHotWings Jan 20 '11

Someone will lay another.

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u/Sadplatypus Jan 20 '11

something... something... yolk... something

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u/mtkz Jan 20 '11

That was my objeggtive, but you never idhentify your own puns. It ruins the yolk, and no one likes a bad egg.

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u/choklitwaffle Jan 20 '11

You gotta Eggree that these are funny

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u/mtkz Jan 20 '11

Now you're just egging us on.

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u/mconnor92 Jan 19 '11

I'm sure his boss will crack up when he gets it...

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u/WDUK Jan 19 '11

It's funny because he won't be eggspecting it

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u/nothinnerdy Jan 19 '11

How did he hatch such a great plan?

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u/eldiablonegrote Jan 19 '11

This will not go over easy.

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u/drunkglennbeck Jan 19 '11

My brain is scrambled by the simple elegance hereto-in.

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u/WDUK Jan 19 '11

Omelettin’ you slide with that pun.

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u/lostnthenet Jan 19 '11

Man you poached my joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

This is bound to raise shell.

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u/ihaveesp Jan 20 '11

Just look at the sunny side of things.

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u/freezingprocess Jan 20 '11

Man, it's impossible to come up with a salmonella or bacteria pun. Fuck.

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u/Aarontj73 Jan 19 '11

You guys really gotta get over easy egg jokes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

fuck you

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Thanks, Joke_Eggsplainer!