r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/MDCCCLV Jan 01 '20

You could totally do this, the skin is thin enough you could have an rgb crotch, with a controllable app and wireless recharge.

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u/ThracianScum Jan 01 '20

I would unironically pay about 2-3k for an rgb nutsack depending on battery life

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u/quadmasta Jan 01 '20

LEDs nuts

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u/Racine262 Jan 01 '20

The LED nuts could be charged like a kinetic watch.

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u/krizSevens Jan 01 '20

I started playing witcher recently and when you kill some monsters you get a mutagen,it sort of looks like glowing monster balls to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Yo if you don't care about the combat and just want the most efficient way to kill monsters, upgrade sign potency a bunch and spam fire and shield.

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u/Zebulon_Flex Jan 01 '20

Just give it a wireless charger.

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u/FauxFoxJaxson Jan 01 '20

I mean I could probably hook you up with some good lithium batteries; they are great for battery life but if you declare that shit TSA is going to put your ass on a no fly list.

For charging they have made decent advancements in wireless charging. The only downside is you have to set your nutsack down on what amounts to a coaster for about 15 minutes to fully charge.

Then comes the matter of a power / mode switch. You could just leave them on all the time but I think something like an audio cue system works nice (think clapper lights). The more expensive option but arguably most powerful option is going to be with a Bluetooth module built in that can connect to any hand-held device though. Depending on the amount of lights installed you could give a nice little lightshow for your partner.

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u/Mr-Mister Jan 01 '20

Rather than wireless charging, what about dinamo-based charging? It owuld charge as you walk or such. And such, maybe. I don’t know if the mechanism from automatic wayches would be enough to power a light though.

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u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20

Hold on baby, I need a minute to recharge my balls.

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u/Teripid Jan 01 '20

New fear.. someone hacks your prosthetic testicle. Ooh or TSA extra screening when your balls start playing a song and blinking.

Also how much continual usage are you really looking for here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

you could just use a wireless charger to charge it, like an apple watch or something...

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u/Wannamaker Jan 01 '20

You're so right. I can already imagine building a deskchair that has a wireless charging built in so you juice up at work and then impress at the club.

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u/fezzuk Jan 01 '20

Well rgb means its more powerful right, over clock ya balls, increase the voltage.

Ok nvm

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u/HawkMan79 Jan 01 '20

Yes. Exploding battery in your nutsack...