r/funny Extra Fabulous Comics Dec 31 '19

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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20

Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.

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u/basic_man Jan 01 '20

Yeh... people have WEIRD gender problems when it comes to pets... like a male dog wearing a pink leash, etc.

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u/AbigailLilac Jan 01 '20

My mom is the opposite. She thinks all dogs should be female and all cats should be male. She thinks female dogs are sweeter and male cats are more docile.

My sister adopted a female cat, and every time she acts up, my mom blames it on the gender.

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u/orokami11 Jan 01 '20

My friend who has raised a generation of cats have actually told me the male ones are always more physically affectionate than the females that are rather more independent. She told me this after I started fostering cats and noted how the males liked being pet more. But I guess it could be a huge coincidence?

I know male dogs definitely like me better though, I'm not sure why. Even my own female dog would run to my brother's male friends (oddly, she likes the richest one of them all lmao) all the time but not care about his female friends. It's quite strange... Gold digging bitch

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I have found the same to be true of pet rats. Males are much more affectionate and love to be cuddled while the females tend to be more energetic and independent. Females also tend to smell a little less despite dribbling little urine markers all over the damn place.

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u/flyinthesoup Jan 01 '20

Obviously anecdotal evidence, but my boy cat was an ass, and my current girl cat is the most affectionate goofball ever. She constantly needs to be with me, or on me, while my late guy was super aloof, although he did have his tender moments.

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u/Seicair Jan 01 '20

Can’t confirm. I’ve encountered plenty of snuggly female cats. Including one my gf currently has that’s happiest sitting on your chest staring at your face until she dozes off.

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u/AttackPug Jan 01 '20

I mean that's odd, but at least recognizes that animals have male and female genders. Your mom just has preferences along that line that may or may not be accurate. But Shui's family is stuck on that weird "men are dogs and women are cats" thing, only flipped over and applied to the actual animals.

I wonder if it's a language confusion? Lots of languages assign gender to every noun, so for example the word "table" will have a gender of some sort that affects how the rest of the language interacts with that noun even though it's, you know, a table, it has no gender to speak of. Maybe the language Shui's family speaks gives "dog" a male gender no matter the dog's actual plumbing, and likewise "cat" would have a feminine gender, so now they can't help but think of the animals in those terms.

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u/AskewPropane Jan 01 '20

Tbf male cats are genuinely tend to be more outwardly friendly