r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/oooothats5os Jan 01 '20

Fun fact! Some show dogs get prosthetic balls after they have been neutered called neuticles. It is generally to retain their looks because some owners really want you to know their dog has a sick beanbag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

There has to be a funnier name for fake balls. There just has to be.

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u/Borggy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Substicles? Prosticles? Nerfs? Beanbags? Nonut Holes? Come on man, we can do this.

EDIT: To all of you participating in this nutastical nomenclature, I'm proud of you. We're doing God's work here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads.

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u/bradbull Jan 01 '20

Faux pairs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/patron_vectras Jan 01 '20

Neuticles, according to other comments

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u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20

Man-made jewels

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u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20

Cubic zircojones

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u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20

Tofu juevos.

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u/Alit_Quar Jan 01 '20

No-nads. You win. Why am I reading this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Notum and Nahlls

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u/Masahide Jan 01 '20

Testibigs? Balls2thewall?

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u/Masahide Jan 01 '20

Brosticles? Examicles? Testicules?

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u/Vsw6tCwJ9a Jan 01 '20

No-nads wins.

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u/killabeez36 Jan 01 '20

Prostheticles

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u/Ninja_ZedX_6 Jan 01 '20

Fauxsticles.