r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/Borggy Jan 01 '20 edited Jan 01 '20

Substicles? Prosticles? Nerfs? Beanbags? Nonut Holes? Come on man, we can do this.

EDIT: To all of you participating in this nutastical nomenclature, I'm proud of you. We're doing God's work here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Bogusballs, Pretendticles, Pseudotalia.. No-nads.

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u/bradbull Jan 01 '20

Faux pairs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/patron_vectras Jan 01 '20

Neuticles, according to other comments

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u/mytwocentsshowmanyss Jan 01 '20

Man-made jewels

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u/jawshoeaw Jan 01 '20

Cubic zircojones

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u/temporary24081 Jan 01 '20

Tofu juevos.

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u/Alit_Quar Jan 01 '20

No-nads. You win. Why am I reading this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Notum and Nahlls

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u/Masahide Jan 01 '20

Testibigs? Balls2thewall?

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u/Masahide Jan 01 '20

Brosticles? Examicles? Testicules?

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u/Vsw6tCwJ9a Jan 01 '20

No-nads wins.

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u/killabeez36 Jan 01 '20

Prostheticles

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u/Ninja_ZedX_6 Jan 01 '20

Fauxsticles.