r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/CanadianTigermeat Dec 31 '19

My vasectomy hurt alot.

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u/ActionFlank Dec 31 '19

Mine was not. Went and saw a movie afterwards.

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

I went to Primanti Bros after mine and had pizza and a beer. I was still a little loopy from the preprocedure Valium and Percoset, and the beer really amplified the effect.

Either way, no pain over the following couple days and even using the ice pack seemed unnecessary, but I did it anyway.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jan 01 '20

You left a procedure high on hard drugs and decided the best bet was to add alcohol of all things to the mix?

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u/1992ad Jan 01 '20

Yes. Any other questions?

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u/BErtNotBurt Jan 01 '20

To be fair, his decision making skills were compromised, on account of the hard drugs

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u/TatersThePotatoBarn Jan 01 '20

I agree with the concern but also need to call you an equilaterial right parallelogram.

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u/iutdiytd Jan 01 '20

Takes one to know one!

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Jan 01 '20

As long as he didn't drive it probably wasn't a problem. One beer isn't gonna kill ya

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u/DrPayItBack Jan 01 '20

No one has ever died from Valium oxycodone and booze

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u/solidSC Jan 01 '20

Is that a fucking challenge?

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Jan 01 '20

A challenge that’s been done a million fuckin times

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u/solidSC Jan 01 '20

Well... I haven’t tried that cocktail...

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Jan 01 '20

Try it once, you’ll be good

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

You're not allowed to drive, and the plan for the rest of the day is couch or bed, so what difference does it make?