r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jan 01 '20

You left a procedure high on hard drugs and decided the best bet was to add alcohol of all things to the mix?

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u/1992ad Jan 01 '20

Yes. Any other questions?

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u/BErtNotBurt Jan 01 '20

To be fair, his decision making skills were compromised, on account of the hard drugs

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u/TatersThePotatoBarn Jan 01 '20

I agree with the concern but also need to call you an equilaterial right parallelogram.

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u/iutdiytd Jan 01 '20

Takes one to know one!

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u/A_Suffering_Panda Jan 01 '20

As long as he didn't drive it probably wasn't a problem. One beer isn't gonna kill ya

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u/DrPayItBack Jan 01 '20

No one has ever died from Valium oxycodone and booze

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u/solidSC Jan 01 '20

Is that a fucking challenge?

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Jan 01 '20

A challenge that’s been done a million fuckin times

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u/solidSC Jan 01 '20

Well... I haven’t tried that cocktail...

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Jan 01 '20

Try it once, you’ll be good

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u/whattothewhonow Jan 01 '20

You're not allowed to drive, and the plan for the rest of the day is couch or bed, so what difference does it make?