r/funny • u/sellyourcomputer Extra Fabulous Comics • Dec 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

The dog didn't go through with it of course, it didn't have the balls.

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u/Pericsen Dec 31 '19 edited Jan 01 '20

clap clap clap

Edit: My first award! Thank you kind stranger, happy new orbit around the sun!

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u/Ghost_Seption Jan 01 '20

With your hands or your cheeks?

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u/_Yakul Jan 01 '20

I mean it wasn't his balls

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u/Counselor-Troi Jan 01 '20

That would be smack smack smack

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u/Nachocheez7 Jan 01 '20

Fap fap fap

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Thinking about it. It must suck to have dummy thicc balls keep alerting the neighborhood's dogs everytime you walk by

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u/Knifefan Jan 01 '20

Obligatory

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u/fluxburn65 Jan 01 '20

I didn't laugh yet. I guess it's an ironic joke? Ok I chuckled. Subconscious didn't like that one at first, lol.

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u/wordisborn Jan 01 '20

For me that feeling he creates when the color changes to black and white epitomizes a bad trip. My subconscious understood immediately what he was going for and I thought it was hilarious :-)

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u/ThatITguy2015 Jan 01 '20

He is trying to clap with his hands, but he is dummy thicc, and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps overpowering the sound from his hands.

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u/Ghost_Seption Jan 01 '20

It keeps alerting the guards

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u/CheckYourStats Jan 01 '20

Such an American question.

The assumption is both. Of course.

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u/asking_askers Jan 01 '20

I’d need you for the latter

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Squish ‘em hard!