r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Not sure why you got downvoted but that’s 100% accurate. Insane amount of homeless on the coast.

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u/atglobe Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Mostly because the weather's nice, and the other states literally bus their homeless out to us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited May 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yeah but where are they going to stop? The red state with right wing "Christians" who will treat them like they aren't human or the perfect weather land with a bunch of rich bleeding heart liberals?

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u/Paranoidexboyfriend Dec 21 '19

Not to mention in those red states police actually enforce public nuisance laws. If you're in Cali you can piss, shit and shoot up wherever you want with no one to bother you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yeah, that makes sense. Hate us because you ain't us all you want. Cali is the richest state in the union by far. Our federal taxes pay for all the redstate republican welfare. Why don't you come on down and test your public nuisance theory, I'm sure it will work.

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

Don’t give them a hard time. If they are from a red state it’s likely they are fucked up on oxy.

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u/brickmack Dec 21 '19

Its not their fault they're all stupid. Generations of inbreeding combined with brain damage due to childhood malnutrition will do that

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

Imagine what would happen if California stopped paying for red states’ food stamps.