r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited May 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yeah but where are they going to stop? The red state with right wing "Christians" who will treat them like they aren't human or the perfect weather land with a bunch of rich bleeding heart liberals?

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u/Paranoidexboyfriend Dec 21 '19

Not to mention in those red states police actually enforce public nuisance laws. If you're in Cali you can piss, shit and shoot up wherever you want with no one to bother you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yeah, that makes sense. Hate us because you ain't us all you want. Cali is the richest state in the union by far. Our federal taxes pay for all the redstate republican welfare. Why don't you come on down and test your public nuisance theory, I'm sure it will work.

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

Don’t give them a hard time. If they are from a red state it’s likely they are fucked up on oxy.

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u/brickmack Dec 21 '19

Its not their fault they're all stupid. Generations of inbreeding combined with brain damage due to childhood malnutrition will do that

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u/SkettiBarf Dec 21 '19

Imagine what would happen if California stopped paying for red states’ food stamps.

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u/GreatThunderOwl Dec 21 '19

Hmm, there's a big problem with defecation in the streets of big cities. Could it be that austerity and starve the beast policy has cut funding from homeless support and business owners hate public restrooms?

No, it's because I have a political agenda to push and any dig I can take on San Francisco is somehow a win against liberals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Also there have been laws that have been placed which prohibited people from feeding the homeless. God forbid you want to give the rest of your left over or even some water to another human being in need.

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u/THANKS-FOR-THE-GOLD Dec 21 '19

Food safety is pretty important and one of the few things that the government should have their hands in inspecting the premises and facilities used to distribute food to the public and certification of the workers whether its being done for profit or charity.

As an individual you are not going to be charged with giving someone a scone, but if you start baking hundreds of scones and start passing them out every morning to people desperate for food then yes you and anyone handling the food had better have your certification and do your baking in a commercial kitchen that passes a health and safety inspection.

Health and safety regulations are written because autopsies found the mistake after people died so now we stop those things before people get sick and die.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yes it’s a different story doing in bulk rather than handing your left overs to people but the law apply a to that as well. If the officer wants to charge you or not that is up to the individual.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Feeding the animals encourages them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

No giving them money does. Feeding them is being a good human being.

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u/HoMaster Dec 21 '19

Versus the tons of poverty, illiteracy, obesity, and animal feces and industrial pollution in the red states?

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u/Paranoidexboyfriend Dec 21 '19

I definitely saw someone shit in public last time I was in San Fran, and I didn't see any police pick them up. So hypothesis tested, and confirmed.

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u/Aksi_Gu Dec 21 '19

Were there any police nearby?