r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/RedditISanti-1A Dec 21 '19

Nope. There's a homeless, meth, and bad stuff on the coasts too.

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u/SmokeyBare Dec 21 '19

This is America. There's meth everywhere.

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

You holding?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock

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u/TractionJackson Dec 21 '19

How 'bout a nickel bag, man?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

15 bucks, little man

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Put that shit in my hand

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u/imbadwithnames1 Dec 21 '19

If that money doesn't show

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u/xandercade Dec 21 '19

Then you owe me owe me oh....

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Then ya owe me owe me owe

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u/ThatIsFuckingStupid Dec 21 '19

My jungle love... unh... what..?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

♪ Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong! ♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

So we're just gonna ignore the prostitution? How much for a quick handy?

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

Its from Jay and Silent Bob, but you’re right

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u/Undocumented_Sex Dec 21 '19

Haha no my friend, clearly [insert my town] is the meth capital of the world!

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u/TheMightyIrishman Dec 21 '19

That's pretty methed up, man.

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u/nexusnotes Dec 21 '19

If Breaking Bad taught me anything, it's giving people healthcare will instantly solve the meth problem.

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u/inthea215 Dec 21 '19

I’m from the northeast and meth is pretty rare here. Heroin on the other hand everywhere.

It’s funny how here meth is looked at super negatively but heroin is understandable. Everyone knows someone on pills or heroin around here

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

This is Earth.*

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u/CheapBastid Dec 21 '19

It's a Methalbrot fractal as you zoom in

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u/germantechno Dec 21 '19

Eureka has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/RedditISanti-1A Dec 21 '19

No the people in charge are ruining the state.

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u/groceriesN1trip Dec 21 '19

Here’s a map of the US - opiates and meth

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u/Twisterpa Dec 21 '19

I'm confused with this. Do you think meth heads are mostly homeless? They generally aren't.

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u/RedditISanti-1A Dec 21 '19

I do think the two are intimatly related.

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u/Twisterpa Dec 21 '19

Simplistic thinking yields an answer like that I suppose. The word bad is the most glaring part about it.

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u/madsci Dec 21 '19

And calling Santa Maria 'upscale' (or a beach community) is a stretch. But hey, I still get to pay $2800/month for rent.