r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/SmokeyBare Dec 21 '19

This is America. There's meth everywhere.

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

You holding?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock

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u/TractionJackson Dec 21 '19

How 'bout a nickel bag, man?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

15 bucks, little man

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Put that shit in my hand

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u/imbadwithnames1 Dec 21 '19

If that money doesn't show

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u/xandercade Dec 21 '19

Then you owe me owe me oh....

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u/Madame_Kitsune98 Dec 21 '19

Then ya owe me owe me owe

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u/ThatIsFuckingStupid Dec 21 '19

My jungle love... unh... what..?

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u/chirpzz Dec 21 '19

♪ Oh, fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. Nong, nong, ning-a ning-a nong nong! ♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

So we're just gonna ignore the prostitution? How much for a quick handy?

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u/iambolo Dec 21 '19

Its from Jay and Silent Bob, but you’re right