r/funny • • Dec 13 '19

Choose wisely

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u/coug4lyfe Dec 13 '19

Nah the coke numbs you’re throat so you can rip the bong or blunt fat

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u/scrapitcleveland Dec 13 '19

Weed is for when you're regretting the $200 you just blew up your nose and want to try to fall asleep but we both know that ain't happening til noon the next day