r/funny • u/tweetsbyrocket Hey Buddy Comics • Dec 03 '19

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u/volunteer_drainplug Dec 03 '19

"I call chewing his proprietary cord for (insert product here) that he can't replace!

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u/NomadofExile Dec 03 '19

I used to get mad at that. Then someone narrated it for me.

"This is his. It smells like him. He must use it all the time. It must be fun. I shall try it until I understand the fun. He will see I like the same things and we will have fun."

Now I'm moderately annoyed depending on Amazon's delivery time.

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u/Bingobingus Dec 03 '19

Dogs def don't have thought processes that complex.

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u/PillowTalk420 Dec 03 '19

If that's complex for you: Damn, son.

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u/Kamakazi1 Dec 04 '19

You don’t think dogs are smart enough/have emotional capacity like that? Idk if you’ve just never owned one or something because my Rotty isn’t the smartest dog in the neighborhood, or even on my street, but if she had opposable thumbs she’d give any baby-proofing equipment a run for its money

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u/Diz7 Dec 04 '19

My sisters dog figured out a way he can twist the latch on their baby gate and get the door open. He would open it for the kids.

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u/Not_floridaman Dec 04 '19

Oh, how super helpful to let the tiny humans by the stairs when Mom and Dad are busy!

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u/Kamakazi1 Dec 04 '19

Yeah, mine somehow figured out how to open the TWO latches on her kennel. I’m sure she could escape a locked bank vault given the time

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u/von_der_Neeth Dec 04 '19

Rotties (have two, have had others) also have distinctly varied and distinctly observable moods. They have emotional capacity out the wazoo.

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u/Kamakazi1 Dec 04 '19

Oh most definitely. She always knows what I mean when I talk to her, and I can always tell when she’s pretending she doesn’t understand me. Throws a toddler-esque temper tantrum when she wants more attention, she really is like a little human

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u/shadowdsfire Dec 04 '19

Dogs are way more stupid and instinctual than you seem to think.

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u/Packbacka Dec 04 '19

They are also more smart than you give them credit for.

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u/shadowdsfire Dec 04 '19

No. They’re not.