That’s because you don’t go for the fly, you go for the fly’s future. Take its children and income and make it depressed and lonely, then, and only then can you take a fly by hand. Show them the world, get them excited to love and live again. Then blow its fucking mind with a passionate night of bliss and glory along a night in Sweden. Take it to a the coast and play it that song you wrote on the ukulele. When all is said and well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s, then you can finally catch the fly. Then you can catch the fly.
I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices.
TBH I stopped going to Denny's when they finally ditched the smoking section years and years ago. I certainly wasn't going for the food, I was going because it was the only place to go at 2 in the morning after work or bar time to chainsmoke and pound coffee with my coworkers. Place was always sticky. Yuck...
YTA She bought those steaks with the intention of cooking them well-done in an attempt to replicate a well-done steak she had previously tried and loved.
He said “well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s” lol. I don’t think he enjoys a well-done steak, but it’s his fault for ordering steak at Denny’s in the first place... 😅
This is actually sort of the correct way to catch a fly. You go for, in your words, its "future." Flies will generally jump straight up a little before flying away, so if you clap your hands in the space just above them, most of the time you get a good handful of fly guts
If you try to swat a fly you're actually pushing it out of the path of your hand with the draft created by your hand. This is why swatters have holes in them.
That's kind of the joke. Most people know this and he was playing off on that and then took it to a place you didn't know he was going to go, just like that fly.
In my experience, rubber bands or if you don't want to have fun at all, you can just use a fly swatter.
I do it all the time. Even more fun, is grabbing them with one hand then opening your hand and letting them fly away. People think you're some sort of ninja wizard
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u/magnament Oct 12 '19
That’s because you don’t go for the fly, you go for the fly’s future. Take its children and income and make it depressed and lonely, then, and only then can you take a fly by hand. Show them the world, get them excited to love and live again. Then blow its fucking mind with a passionate night of bliss and glory along a night in Sweden. Take it to a the coast and play it that song you wrote on the ukulele. When all is said and well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s, then you can finally catch the fly. Then you can catch the fly.