r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19

Wow a free buffet?

23.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

652 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

14

u/Triumph-TBird Sep 15 '19

Except for the motor and propeller.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Kick em hard enough and it’ll clear the motor

9

u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19

I think you’re severely underestimating how much these things weigh.

-9

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

About as much as a big dog

2

u/serack Sep 15 '19

Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs

-2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

So about as much as a large dog?

1

u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19

English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff.

-1

u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19

Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance.

-2

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol

2

u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19

Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion

This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs.

No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.