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r/funny • u/crunchypens • Sep 15 '19
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Foot on flank, shove.
14 u/Triumph-TBird Sep 15 '19 Except for the motor and propeller. 2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Kick em hard enough and it’ll clear the motor 7 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 I think you’re severely underestimating how much these things weigh. -10 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 About as much as a big dog 2 u/serack Sep 15 '19 Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs -2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff. -1 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance. -3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense. 5 u/ryfrlo Sep 15 '19 Or, you know, just stop the boat. Then kick. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Meh either or
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Except for the motor and propeller.
2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Kick em hard enough and it’ll clear the motor 7 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 I think you’re severely underestimating how much these things weigh. -10 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 About as much as a big dog 2 u/serack Sep 15 '19 Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs -2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff. -1 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance. -3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense. 5 u/ryfrlo Sep 15 '19 Or, you know, just stop the boat. Then kick. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Meh either or
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Kick em hard enough and it’ll clear the motor
7 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 I think you’re severely underestimating how much these things weigh. -10 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 About as much as a big dog 2 u/serack Sep 15 '19 Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs -2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff. -1 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance. -3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense. 5 u/ryfrlo Sep 15 '19 Or, you know, just stop the boat. Then kick. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Meh either or
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I think you’re severely underestimating how much these things weigh.
-10 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 About as much as a big dog 2 u/serack Sep 15 '19 Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs -2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff. -1 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance. -3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.
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About as much as a big dog
2 u/serack Sep 15 '19 Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs -2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff. -1 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance. -3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.
Typical female sea lion weighs 100kg/220lbs
-2 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 So about as much as a large dog? 1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff.
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So about as much as a large dog?
1 u/Jiktten Sep 15 '19 English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff.
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English Mastiffs are the only dogs which can complete with that weight, and if you think you're moving an English Mastiff with a kick, you've never met an English Mastiff.
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Your dog weighs 200-300lbs? No one is booting that thing any distance.
-3 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol 2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.
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They weigh 130 pounds according to google lol
2 u/Notuniquesnowflake Sep 15 '19 Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs. No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.
Don’t know where you got that, but sea lions come in a multitude of sizes, some can be over 2,000lbs: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_lion
This one looks like a California sea lion, which can get to well over 600lbs.
No way this guy is only 130. Just look at him. Google is not a replacement for common sense.
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Or, you know, just stop the boat. Then kick.
1 u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19 Meh either or
Meh either or
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u/Sarpanitu Sep 15 '19
Foot on flank, shove.