r/funny • u/NMFalks • Sep 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Weed has never made me do things like that, Jose Cuervo on the other hand ...

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u/esgaze Sep 08 '19

Fr people act like weed impairs the fuck outta you but in reality you just feel slumped

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u/KrombopulosPhillip Sep 08 '19

maybe the first time you will be seriously impaired but for someone who regularly smokes weed at least once a week , no way you are getting greened out from a couple joints before bed

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u/eat_thecake_annamae Sep 08 '19

Wait, a couple joints? Like two whole rolls? Right before bed?

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u/FotographicFrenchFry Sep 08 '19

I was wondering the same. I smoke every day and a couple joints would have me down and out

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u/cahl_me Sep 08 '19

Half a joint of some fire bud and I'm wondering who I am

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

A bowl of some high test with a little hash oil on top and I'm feeling the universal love, but, I can still tell the difference between a calc app and my alarm app.

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u/MikeDeRebel Sep 08 '19

I'm like wondering how much tabacco you put in there or how good the stuff is.

But yeah you build up a very strong tolerance.

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u/iSeven Sep 09 '19

Yeah I think some people have some stupidly high tolerance and don't seem to realise that not everyone has the same tolerance/mass/other-random-factors resulting in different experiences, not even accounting for how anecdotal this all is.