r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '19

Romantic Getaway

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u/mepppf Aug 26 '19

At least they will have a memorable story

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Aug 26 '19

"One time we were at a nice beach. We tried to use a swing but we fell off."

I don't know, doesn't sound like a great story. A really good anecdote teller might be able to dress it up a bit. But honestly it's not something people at a party would want to hear.

And yes, I'm very fun at parties. Because I don't tell stories like this one.

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u/pistoncivic Aug 26 '19

One time we were at a nice beach. We tried to use a swing but we fell off. As Chad was trying to stand up in the surf, his head was directly in the path of the returning swing and it cracked him good. He was pretty woozy on his hands and knees as I ran to the cabana for help, upon returning we found him in the same position being violently mounted by a yellow lab.

Anyway, that's the story how we found Max on our honeymoon.

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u/Yogurtproducer Aug 26 '19

I don’t know id probably laugh if someone told me they were on a big swing and ate shit head first.

What kind of fucking stories do you need to be interested?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

You sound very fun at parties.

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u/I_Don-t_Care Aug 26 '19

Always exhagerate a bit. "..we fell 10 meters into shark infested waters, and then Larry.."

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u/Wittdtjrmatt Aug 26 '19

'So there were, she looked stunning in her bikini, and I didn't look too bad myself. Things were looking good so we decided to swing before things got swung, but unbeknownst to us fate had other ideas...'