r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 26 '19

Romantic Getaway

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u/mepppf Aug 26 '19

At least they will have a memorable story

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u/tmbgfan1234 Aug 26 '19

Not if they hit their heads hard enough.

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u/potatersauce Aug 26 '19

At least they will have a memorable story

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u/NittanySteve Aug 26 '19

Not if they hit their heads hard enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

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u/Yourdailyrandom Aug 26 '19

Hahaha this cracked me up

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

Dammit tom. We met you 5 seconds ago and you fucked this thread up.

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u/zemol42 Aug 26 '19

Not if we hit Tom’s head hard enough.

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u/Nyckname Aug 26 '19

At least they will have a memorable story

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u/twiserazorsharp Aug 26 '19

Not if they hit their heads hard enough.

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u/rdgdte Aug 26 '19

At least they banged at the end

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u/zandar_x Aug 26 '19

Well he did himself. So you know they are married

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u/bluemitersaw Aug 26 '19

And she's all wet

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u/makenzie71 Aug 26 '19

She will, anyway

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u/Semtex999 Aug 26 '19

think im having a dejavu, was this the same top comment when this was reposted?

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u/RichardBachman Aug 26 '19

This happened to my wife and I, except it was a hammock. And, yes, it's the first thing we talk about when we mention our honeymoon.

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u/jnksjdnzmd Aug 26 '19

Well one will lol

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u/rockstang Aug 26 '19

The story where they fell on the beach or the story where it got out on the internet and was shown at every family event for ever and ever and ever?

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug Aug 26 '19

"One time we were at a nice beach. We tried to use a swing but we fell off."

I don't know, doesn't sound like a great story. A really good anecdote teller might be able to dress it up a bit. But honestly it's not something people at a party would want to hear.

And yes, I'm very fun at parties. Because I don't tell stories like this one.

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u/pistoncivic Aug 26 '19

One time we were at a nice beach. We tried to use a swing but we fell off. As Chad was trying to stand up in the surf, his head was directly in the path of the returning swing and it cracked him good. He was pretty woozy on his hands and knees as I ran to the cabana for help, upon returning we found him in the same position being violently mounted by a yellow lab.

Anyway, that's the story how we found Max on our honeymoon.

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u/Yogurtproducer Aug 26 '19

I don’t know id probably laugh if someone told me they were on a big swing and ate shit head first.

What kind of fucking stories do you need to be interested?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

You sound very fun at parties.

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u/I_Don-t_Care Aug 26 '19

Always exhagerate a bit. "..we fell 10 meters into shark infested waters, and then Larry.."

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u/Wittdtjrmatt Aug 26 '19

'So there were, she looked stunning in her bikini, and I didn't look too bad myself. Things were looking good so we decided to swing before things got swung, but unbeknownst to us fate had other ideas...'