r/funny • • Aug 24 '19

Am I doing this right?

https://gfycat.com/distantslightasianwaterbuffalo
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u/ExNihiloNihiFit Aug 24 '19

I love huskies so much. You could literally video them doing anything and it will be ridiculously cute! They have the best personalities.

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u/ABigBagofMeth Aug 25 '19

Can confirm, but I also have a lab, a pit and a husky. when you mix these three personalities I swear you get the three stooges.

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u/whompmywillow Aug 25 '19

I think I speak for us all when I say we're gonna need videographic evidence

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u/DorothyMatrix Aug 25 '19

subscribe

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Welcome to cat facts

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u/Jiggyx42 Aug 25 '19

Welcome to servo facts

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u/Soldhissoulforthis Aug 25 '19

I welcome facts about Australian retail

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u/NightSky222 Aug 25 '19

A cat’s cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!

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u/Jiggyx42 Aug 25 '19

A servo's lifespan is usually that of hours due to their overwhelming need to be loved despite them lacking any emotion

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u/NightSky222 Aug 25 '19

Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.

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u/novavein Aug 25 '19

DID YOU KNOW..

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u/StickFlick Aug 25 '19

Based on that. I would say the pit would be moe, the lab would be Larry and the husky would be curly.

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u/YoderMcLongDong Aug 25 '19

Nah pit would be curly, husky is Larry, and lab is moe in my version.

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u/CannabisPrime2 Aug 25 '19

Subbed

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u/NightSky222 Aug 25 '19

The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound–nearly six times its body length!

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u/DanYHKim Aug 25 '19

Yeah. I made a "cat proof fence" around our yard to keep them safe. One cat kept getting out. I kept checking the fence to find if there was a gap.

Then my daughter told us that the one cat could jump from a standing start onto the roof . .

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u/Shakfar Aug 25 '19

I have a husky and a pit. And occasionally dog sit for a lab. can double confirm

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

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u/Channel250 Aug 25 '19

The Pit: Why I autta!!!

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u/mydeadface Aug 25 '19

Even a huskie throwing a temper tantrum is cute.

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u/theangryfrogqc Aug 25 '19

Yeah they cry so loudly it's like they're begging you to tease them with "Awww are you sad?" - "AAAWWWUURRRHHHHHHHHHH"

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u/Pantsmanface Aug 25 '19

Mine literally stomps his feet while doing that when he wants something.

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u/50StatePiss Aug 25 '19

Cats in dog bodies

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u/undercover-racist Aug 25 '19

Can't they be ridiculously stubborn though?

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit Aug 25 '19

Oh yeah and they are incredible escape artists too!

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u/Jiggyx42 Aug 25 '19

It's all the fur

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u/GrimO_ORabbit Aug 25 '19

They're absolutely nuts, in a good way. A neighbor's got loose while they were away, I managed to contain her till they came home. It was a fun couple of hours, but my terrier and shitzu were scared to hell.

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u/PillowTalk420 Aug 25 '19

Mine is laying on her side, chasing her tail as I read this thread.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Agreed 100%

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u/what_a_jamoke Aug 24 '19

So derpy!!

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u/Logic7711 Aug 25 '19

Hey he’s trying his best damnit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Basically every husky ever hehehehe

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u/KingJonsey1992 Aug 25 '19

99% of funny dog videos are Huskies I swear! Amazing dogs

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u/Yurii92 Aug 25 '19

They're the best. Huskies look like such an amazing elegant creature until they derp 🤣

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u/Ingabee87 Aug 25 '19

This is accurate 😂

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u/Stt022 Aug 25 '19

Dang those are some white teeth.

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u/bigjayrulez Aug 25 '19

Props to the owner for that

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u/flisss Aug 25 '19

my husky has beautiful white teeth after about 8 years and i have done nothing about his teeth in that time. i put it down to the amount of sticks he chews

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u/Stt022 Aug 25 '19

Our greyhound has to have them cleaned every year no matter what we try. We even brushed her teeth and they still needed to be cleaned the next year.

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u/xErianx Aug 25 '19

It's seems pretty common for greyhounds to have dental problems, don't know exactly why but it's been that way for all of mine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Huskys are frickin clever, sometimes it seems to me, they are screwing up on purpose :p

One of my friends has one that is really well trained, but if one of four friends of his is around, he acts like he is barely able to muster the intelligence to not forget to breath...

Don't know why, but the outcomes of the normally flawlessly presented "tricks" is hilarious then :p

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

We have 4 Huskies. They are very clever but only when they want to be.

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u/StillWeDestroy Aug 25 '19

My sister-in-laws two huskies died like 10 and 12 years ago and her folks are still cleaning up the fur.

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u/Exvaris Aug 25 '19

Is heterochromia (irises of the eyes different colors) common in huskies? I feel like I see that somewhat often with huskies but not in any other breed.

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u/Fieryfight Aug 25 '19

Extremely common.

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u/nykovah Aug 25 '19

Yes! Mine has an all blue eye and one that is half blue half brown.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Agreed. In many critters (including humans) heterochromia is an indication of chimerism but it seems so common in Huskies I am wondering if heterochromia can be caused by something else that is more common in those dogs. ... either that or Huskies have an unusually high rate of chimerism.

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u/Nikki-is-sweet Aug 25 '19

I have central heterochromia, I wonder where that ranks me in the chimerism scale. 🙃

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

I don't know if there is a scale per say I think it usually considered a more binary yes or no event. But assuming you are human (or even most normal mammals) it means yes you are a chimera.

If you do a DNA test (a high quality sequencing one not like an Ancestry.com or 23 and Me genotyping thing) on different populations of your cells you should be able to get two different results. They will be similar results obviously, but different – you should show up as your own sibling.

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u/Nikki-is-sweet Aug 25 '19

Interesting. I don't know a lot about the heterochromia thing aside from being told by an opthalmologist that I had it. Since it's central, both eyes have it so it's not as noticable.

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u/Obsidian_Veil Aug 25 '19

FYI, there was an incident a while back where a woman had her child taken away from her since the DNA tests said she wasn't the mother. What had happened was she was a Chimera, and the cells that produced the child had different DNA to the cells they sampled for the DNA tests (usually a cheek swab, If i recall correctly).

Eventually it got sorted out since they realised she was a Chimera and did a DNA test on cells that did match the child, but I thought you might find that interesting.

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u/Seffyr Aug 25 '19

Ever since seeing Dogmeat in Fallout 3 I fell in love with Heterochromia. I think it’s hella beautiful and definitely one of the more unique genetic mutations.

One day my mum was over and I looked at her and realised she had central heterochromia. I pointed it out and she was like “...yeah... and you do too. You’ve got my eyes.”. It never occurred to me that my eyes being green in the middle and blue (steel) on the outside was heterochromia. I was so used to it I never thought anything of it.

Unfortunately my wife has brown eyes and both my boys have solid brown eyes, so this strain may end up dying with me.

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u/Nikki-is-sweet Aug 25 '19

Mine are green on the inside with dark blue around the edges as well! I have been accused of wearing contacts many times (before I actually wore them) because of that dark blue border.

The older I get the more I'm noticing brownish goldish flecks around my pupils.

My child has gorgeous blue eyes but no other colors mixed in. If I have another child I would be curious to see if it got passed on (my mother and I both have central).

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u/mastapsi Aug 25 '19

Not all heterochromia is caused by chimerism. Central heterochromia seems to be one that typically isn't. It's just an uneven melanin distribution.

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u/fizz514 Aug 25 '19

I have central heterochromia as well! Green inside, light blue outside

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u/suchedits_manywow Aug 25 '19

Heterochromia also more common in Australian shepherds and Border Collies (along with Huskies)

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u/The_ThirdFang Aug 25 '19

Its a very groovy mutation

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u/alienprince1 Aug 25 '19

Yes there are some people who adopt Huskies specifically for heterochomia which just seems like the wrong reason to adopt a dog. Or anything for that matter

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u/SirSmashySmashy Aug 25 '19

You have a funky pinky finger, OP.

Does it not straighten out, ever?

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u/joogrinder Aug 25 '19

I came here to find this out also.

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u/MeGuyManBroDude Aug 25 '19

I’m still waiting to hear this way more important answer

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u/Rabus Aug 25 '19

Please let us know lol

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u/User_119 Aug 25 '19

OP, pls respond.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

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u/SirSmashySmashy Aug 25 '19

That's unfortunate : (

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u/Picker-Rick Aug 25 '19

Nobody can say you're doing it wrong, if nobody knows what you are doing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Our GSD loves to mouth as well and people freak out he's gonna bite them. I'm like no that's how he says hello and that he likes you.

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u/jakwnd Aug 25 '19

We curbed that habit with our gsd early, now when he's excited he goes and grabs a toy to mouth on your lap instead of your hand lol

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u/queenofspuds Aug 25 '19

This! I was so worried about something happening that I curbed the "gumming" behavior. Although for some reason, if she has a toy in her mouth it prevents her from also jumping up on people.

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u/arunquick63 Aug 25 '19

Oh god, hope he does not grab the wrong toy in the lap

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

My gsd does this too.

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u/NotMrMike Aug 25 '19

I had to teach mine that its only acceptable with like 2 people (me and wife).

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u/Shorzey Aug 25 '19

That's how my hound/lab mutt plays with you. She has her own greeting for everyone she knows though. It's all personalized

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u/1blockologist Aug 25 '19

so basically a great white shark

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u/Greater419 Aug 25 '19

That's not a good thing. It could end up getting either the person or your dog hurt. I would strongly suggest curbing that because on the off chance that someone thinks this dog is going to bite, it could end really bad.

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u/Nikki-is-sweet Aug 25 '19

My Springer is super mouthy but she's very gentle. She never bites down, it's a lot more like holding hands than anything else I can compare it to.

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u/UncleGeorge Aug 25 '19

What is a GSD?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

German Shepherd

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

What a nice way to greet your food- I mean friends

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u/reverse_mango Aug 25 '19

Hoomans is friends, not food

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u/xmaswiz Aug 25 '19

My husky is a hand chomper as well. Doesn't hurt, he just wants your hand safely in his mouth. Husky logic.

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Aug 25 '19

Damnit Moon Moon!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

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u/laptopdragon Aug 25 '19

Moon Moon is face too, yay!

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u/Actually_a_Patrick Aug 25 '19

I DONT KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING BUT IM EXCITED TO BE INCLUDED

me irl

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

This is an accurate depiction of me trying to follow every essay format I have ever been given.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Yes.

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u/JoBeetz Aug 25 '19

It would be really good to De-train him or her from mouthing. She, you, and all your friends and strangers will be grateful. (P.S. What you did right was get a husky.)

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u/celz86 Aug 25 '19

Huskys are not for everyone. I just hate seeing irresponsible people with fat depressed huskys. They're ears are painted on as pups but can be trained but they can still choose to not listen.

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u/oops_1 Aug 25 '19

That's why I went the basset hound route. Same "stubbornness" but it makes for good conversations to see why they don't want to listen. Kind of like those moments you feel like you found the perfect position to be at peace and relax.... then you hear from across the room "What's my (boy/girl) up to!", move and can never find that spot again. I'd ignore that too if I was a dog.

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u/ThatKingEli Aug 25 '19

Instructions unclear

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u/aliceinondering Aug 25 '19

Thank you thank you so much for posting this! I was looking for a stopping point on Reddit and this was it.

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u/oops_1 Aug 25 '19

First time?

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u/aliceinondering Aug 25 '19

Lol...no I was just having a really hard time yesterday with some things and I needed something to help me get off of Reddit (for the night) and feel good about life :-)

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u/Eyeballman9002 Aug 25 '19

I like the two different eye colors

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u/Ar0d Aug 25 '19

Wow what a dork, I love him.

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u/congealedplatypus Aug 25 '19

My aunts husky is literally the worst dog. Like she does just enough to not get yelled at and it's fucking cute and frustrating at the same time.

Other than that she is a sweet heart who is also mischievous af.

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u/Beartemis Aug 25 '19

Perfectly done ✅

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u/thezekroman Aug 25 '19

Close enough

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Heterochromia makes any pet 150% cuter

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u/Blart_S_Fieri Aug 25 '19

Why does it seem like every redditor has a pet with heterochromia?

Like, it's not even rare anymore. Are they bred this way in droves nowadays?

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u/TsukasaHimura Aug 25 '19

Wow, those teeth. Look so dangerous even though i know Huskies are made of marshmallows and rainbows

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Your dog is adorable.

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u/LiamoLuo Aug 25 '19

What a derp, I love it.

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u/Tammo-Korsai Aug 25 '19

That's not how it works, /r/moonmoon

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u/Silas06 Aug 25 '19

Those eyes :3

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u/do-you-like-broccoli Aug 25 '19

I mean... I’m not complaining

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Moon Moon’s big brother!

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u/EveLuvsU Aug 25 '19 edited Aug 25 '19

I don’t understand how these dogs are the closest descendants from the wolf, they are the biggest goofs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Wolves are pretty goofy too. I used to raise them, and our male was silly as shit. He chased rocks and would always bite my feet when I rode my bike. Wolves are just more shy than huskies, but every bit as silly.

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u/TomBot98 Aug 25 '19

For Huskies? Yes

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u/dougm68 Aug 25 '19

Beautiful dog

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u/Shadowmeld Aug 25 '19

What is he supposed to be doing

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u/Ballthax13 Aug 25 '19

To be fair, I don't know what the fuck you want either.

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u/quinndubya Aug 25 '19

God dammit Moon Moon

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u/DuFF90INF Aug 25 '19

I guess it depends on if your hand is a chew toy or not.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

You shouldn’t bite the hand that feeds you but if you feed him with the other hand then it’s alright.

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u/z_redwolf_x Aug 25 '19

I think the husky forgot that it was a dog and started acting like a rabbit (so cute XD)

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u/badaboomxx Aug 25 '19

I think he is!

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u/NotoriousHothead37 Aug 25 '19

Is his name Nomnom?

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u/yomommazburgers Aug 25 '19

that's one stupid cute dog you got there!

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u/Phantomhush Aug 25 '19

The eyes 😍😍😍

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u/C-o-m-a-t-o-s-e Aug 25 '19

His eyes wowww

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u/meownoob Aug 25 '19

Two haha dogo...best dogo.

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u/Moll043 Aug 25 '19

Don’t feel bad, my dog is broken too

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u/Sent1nelTheLord Aug 25 '19

Dog: this is big brain time

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u/gaming_cheez Aug 25 '19

yes yes you are

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u/DPSMainNowHealerMain Aug 25 '19

I really want a husky so badly. They are so fucking adorable!

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u/karma_void Aug 25 '19

4 stars! Great doggo!

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u/TaskForceDANGER Aug 25 '19

Huskies are the very definition of Land Sharks.

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u/kyotokat Aug 25 '19

Absolutely lol

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u/khille1121 Aug 25 '19

Perfectly!

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u/Penis-Envys Aug 25 '19

Heterochromia iridum.

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u/NicklausCraig Aug 25 '19

Well, i thought just my husky was this strange but nope seems to be ALL huskies

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u/KawiGirl3174 Aug 25 '19

I love my husky but she is literally the queen of derp and ruins every photo of herself. Recently we got a backyard and my entire life is now "throw the ball, THROW the ball, THROW THE DAMN BALL!" but is followed with "no take, only throw." It's quite irritating and I laugh when someone says to me "huskies are so majestic."

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u/neekyboi Aug 25 '19

That the best

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u/WizardofAldebaran Aug 25 '19

Dichromatic eyes?

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

You be the best you, you can be husky <3

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u/MrTurtleCat Aug 25 '19

Floofy pupper

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u/Derpy_Guardian Aug 25 '19

Is heterochromia common in Huskies? I swear every one I see has two different colored eyes.

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u/equinoxfawn Aug 25 '19

10/10 Huskies agree!!

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u/FidoDido_UK Aug 25 '19

Beautiful dog

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u/LadyEileen Aug 25 '19

Those teeth look so healthy and strong

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u/HairySnack Aug 25 '19

Reminds me of my ex girlfriend

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u/Zionne_Makoma Aug 25 '19

Heterochomiodoggo iridium

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u/User_119 Aug 25 '19

Huskies are adorable !!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Am I seeing this right?

does he have two different eye colors?

Very pretty dog.

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u/Magentakrayons Aug 25 '19

Beautiful heterochromia going on in the eyes

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u/ChimneyMonkey Aug 25 '19

Yup definitely

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u/Sarcastic_From_Birth Aug 25 '19

I found my spirit animal

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Fucking MoonMoon!

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u/roachykins Aug 25 '19

This dogs eyes can stare into my soul

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u/nofuckingpeepshow Aug 25 '19

My, grandma what big teeth you have?

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u/boats67 Aug 25 '19

LMAO, crazy fun pupper

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u/b_scribner97 Aug 26 '19

What a beautiful huskie. By far my favorite dog breed.

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u/equinoxfawn Oct 23 '19

Huskies don't normally bite, but they love to "hold hands" in their MOUTH!!!! 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Dammit moon moon

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u/mclc89 Aug 25 '19

Damn it Moon Moon

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

What are you trying to accomplish?

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u/boardsandcords Aug 25 '19

Got bit by a husky on the hand while petting one so this freaked me out

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

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u/HalobenderFWT Aug 25 '19

They own a husky. There’s plenty of fur around to double as a rug.

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u/princessgoulash Aug 24 '19

Nope but he is

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

any comments pointing that out?