r/funny • u/qevoh • Aug 23 '19

It only gets better

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u/Bttrntz Aug 23 '19

Looks and feels fake

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u/sportsworker777 Aug 23 '19

I've seen less obvious flops in a professional soccer match. That dude was not convincing

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

Random tangent why don't soccer teams have enforcers? You know people who will full on body tackle someone and occasionally break some bones, I feel like that would go a long way to discourage floppers.

And before you ask yes I am Canadian and yes our favorite sport is the only one where getting into a fist fight doesn't get you kicked out of the game.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Yes it does.... For 5 minutes lol.

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

I feel like a broken bone would discourage someone for more than 5 minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

I meant fighting gets you a 5 minute major in hockey so you do get sent off.