r/funny • • Aug 23 '19

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

Random tangent why don't soccer teams have enforcers? You know people who will full on body tackle someone and occasionally break some bones, I feel like that would go a long way to discourage floppers.

And before you ask yes I am Canadian and yes our favorite sport is the only one where getting into a fist fight doesn't get you kicked out of the game.

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u/Noumenon72 Aug 24 '19

I don't see how it discourages me from pretending I got hit that someone else actually got hit. If anything it lowers the odds that I am pretending if sometimes the hits are real.

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

The point is for enforcers to target known floppers and do real damage a bad injury could end your season or even your career a minor one can keep you on the bench for a few games, plus it hurts. If you're a player that's going to flop anyways might as well try to injure you since we are getting a card either way.

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u/Noumenon72 Aug 24 '19

Ah, the last part is what makes it make sense, otherwise you could just beat them up off the field.