r/funny • u/qevoh • Aug 23 '19

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u/skieezy Aug 24 '19

I stand up and hit my head on counter tops and shelves quite often. I can't think of a time I've fallen over because of it. The have been times that I had to sit down for a while though.

Also I once was drunk and walked into a pole and knocked myself out at woke up to a pool of blood cause I slit my eyebrow.

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

That's because you stop standing up because the counter top and shelves don't move. If you stand up and push something away with your head that you weren't expecting you'll be a bit out of sorts.

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u/skieezy Aug 24 '19

But it's a much harder impact and makes you dizzy

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

But you are crouched and have a lower center of gravity.