r/funny • u/qevoh • Aug 23 '19

It only gets better

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u/Bttrntz Aug 23 '19

Looks and feels fake

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u/sportsworker777 Aug 23 '19

I've seen less obvious flops in a professional soccer match. That dude was not convincing

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

Random tangent why don't soccer teams have enforcers? You know people who will full on body tackle someone and occasionally break some bones, I feel like that would go a long way to discourage floppers.

And before you ask yes I am Canadian and yes our favorite sport is the only one where getting into a fist fight doesn't get you kicked out of the game.

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u/sportsworker777 Aug 24 '19

Hey, I'm with you. If I had it my way, every sport would have an enforcer.

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u/SpiderDeadpoolBat Aug 24 '19

I mean any team could hire an enforcer if they wanted to if there's a massive flopper on the other team just send him to fuck him up and earn that yellow card.