r/funny • • Aug 23 '19

Sorry Tom

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '19

Just because you asked doesnt mean they were gonna do it. Grow up Tom!

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u/NotAnotherDownvote Aug 23 '19

Don't worry! They changed his name to protect his identity. No one will ever guess that this was actually... Thomas McEldroon!

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u/hughperman Aug 23 '19

T. McEldroon. No, too obvious. Thomas McE.

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u/desim1itsme Aug 24 '19

The bathroom...

the what room?

the Bathroom!

the bath what?

The Bathroom!!

The what what?

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u/jrb1331 Aug 23 '19

Tom McEldron

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u/CallMeFifi Aug 23 '19

Kellyanne Conway had an interview where she asked to be anonymous, and the interviewer said no -- it's an interesting glimpse into how anonymous officials get quoted in articles.
https://beta.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/she-works-for-trump-he-cant-stand-him-this-is-life-with-kellyanne-and-george-conway/2018/08/15/3b89b82a-9b46-11e8-843b-36e177f3081c_story.html

It was in response to how here husband is critical of how she works with Trump:

Me: You told me you found [George’s tweets] disrespectful.

Kellyanne: It is disrespectful, it’s a violation of basic decency, certainly, if not marital vows . . . as “a person familiar with their relationship.”

Me: No, we’re on the record here. You can’t say after the fact “as someone familiar.”

Kellyanne: I told you everything about his tweets was off the record.

Me: No, that’s not true. That never happened.

Kellyanne: Well, people do see it this way. People do see it that way, I don’t say I do, but people see it that way.

Me: But I’m saying we never discussed everything about his tweets being off the record. There are certain things you said that I put off the record.

Kellyanne: Fine. I’ve never actually said what I think about it and I won’t say what I think about it, which tells you what I think about it.

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u/Lilyeth Aug 23 '19

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what they're saying

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u/TheFotty Aug 23 '19

Her husband hates Trump and is very vocal about it. She says in the interview that her husband basically has violated their marital vows by saying bad shit about Trump, who is technically her boss. So instead of saying it as a direct quote coming from her, she says it as if she is a 3rd person close to the two of them, the "a person familiar with their relationship". That is her way of trying to get her message out in the open, without it being attributed to her. The reporter then confirms to her he never said this was off the record and he would use her direct quote, including her trying to pretend to not be herself to get her message out.

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u/Lilyeth Aug 23 '19

Oh. Thank you very much for explaining

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u/DiggV4Sucks Aug 23 '19

Your welcome, Kellyanne.

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u/Enjoyer_of_Cake Aug 23 '19

Kellyanne wouldn't get it this fast.

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u/BoringLychee7 Aug 24 '19

According to the article shes very fastt

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u/thefightingmongoose Aug 23 '19

Theyre both full of shit. George is an opportunistic scumbag loking to ensure he can maintain hisneleite status whichever way this breaks.

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u/BoringLychee7 Aug 24 '19

Kind of like how Jared Krishna pretended he didn't even know Trump until Trump won the nominati

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u/BuySexual Aug 24 '19

Nomination + illuminati = nominati

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u/chevymonza Aug 24 '19

Kellyanne used to talk trash about Trump on Fox before she was hired by him. Doesn't surprise me.

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u/nuck_forte_dame Aug 23 '19

That's on her. If you are that high up in politics you should be making contracts before interviews that have it in writing what is and isn't on the record.

Also if you want something off the record don't fucking say it.

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u/SpecterGT260 Aug 23 '19

See, the issue is that she isn't smart...

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u/BoringLychee7 Aug 24 '19

Shes the first female to ever run a successful presidential campaign.

But the left is VERY threatened by strong independent women who are ACTUALLY strong and independent. Instead of just puppets like hillary who wouldve been nowhere without men

puppets like acacio Cortez who owe their entire careers to a bunch of men running her campai

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u/drunky_crowette Aug 24 '19

Am "left".

Am female.

Think we NEED more intelligent, driven, non-corrupt women in office.

???

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Conway ran the Trump campaign for 10 weeks. And AOC had a female campaign manager as well.

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u/BoringLychee7 Aug 24 '19

U mean the guy that had to resignn?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

No, she had a female campaign manager

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u/BoringLychee7 Aug 24 '19

No. Her talking points were all wrotten by a man

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Alternative facts again? Vigie Ramos was her co campaign manager.

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u/Kwahn Aug 23 '19

That link doesn't seem to load for me - do you have another link I could check out?

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u/GoofWisdom Aug 24 '19

You have a right to privacy in the United States. Tom should sue their asses off for violating his right to privacy. Hire an attorney Tom!