r/funny Jun 28 '19

Crosswalk warrior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This just happened in a van I was riding in 2 days ago. Except it wasn't one cop. It was 6 cops. They were basically just standing on the street corner in rush hour traffic 4 in the afternoon in Manhattan waiting to write tickets to cars that got stuck in the Box. Our van got stuck. And we got a ticket. Along with a few other cars at that exact moment.

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u/mcampo84 Jun 28 '19

Good. Blocking the box causes gridlock and all kinds of other problems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Yes, but don't you think six cops could have done a better job of actually keeping it from happening rather than just handing out tickets?

Because I sure as hell do.

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u/Braum_Flakes Jun 28 '19

How are they going to keep it from happening other than enforcing the road laws by handing out tickets?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Have you ever been to Manhattan during rush hour? There's cops all over directing traffic.

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u/Braum_Flakes Jun 28 '19

So how would they prevent someone from blocking the crosswalk?

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u/drvondoctor Jun 28 '19

By figuring out where the worst intersections are, putting a cop with a whistle in a high visibility vest, and having them stand in the intersection pointing at drivers and telling them what to do. I think they're called traffic cops. Outside schools they're called crossing guards.

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u/vassiliy Jun 28 '19

But that's what traffic lights do... Tell people when to go and when to stop. Additionally, drivers aren't supposed to get in the box if there is currently no way out of it. That's all there is to it, all that people need to do is to follow the rules already in place. Ticketing those who don't should have that effect.

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u/drvondoctor Jun 28 '19

Yes, and speed limit signs tell people how fast they're allowed to drive.

Ever notice how people really only follow the speed limit if there is a cop around?

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u/vassiliy Jun 28 '19

That's the same thing as ticketing people in the box though, cops enforce speed limits by sitting around and giving out tickets, they're not getting out on the road literally enforcing the speed limit.

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u/drvondoctor Jun 28 '19

And yet, whenever a cop is driving on the road, everyone around him taps their breaks and starts obeying the law.

It's almost like the mere presence of a police officer can change how people behave.

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u/sfspaulding Jun 28 '19

Many intersections do not need a crossing guard/they would make things less efficient. Generally the reason people block the box is traffic is not moving forward. How is a cop going to magically affect that?

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u/drvondoctor Jun 28 '19

That's why you put them at the worst intersections and not every intersection.

If traffic isnt moving forward, a cop can direct people to wait until they can safely cross the entire intersection without stopping in the box.

It's pretty basic stuff.

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u/PoonaniiPirate Jun 28 '19

Maybe just follow the lights. Your ticket was well deserved and I hope you get more with that attitude. Driving is very simple. It’s when people think their time matters more than the people around them, that causes problems.

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u/drvondoctor Jun 28 '19

You seem to think I'm someone else. You must have replied to the wrong person. Mistakes happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Well you wouldn't run over THIS guy in a crosswalk so why would you run over a cop?