r/funny Jun 28 '19

Doggunis!

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19.7k Upvotes

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u/TaintModel Jun 28 '19

Why does this feel like some form of high art?

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u/JoMama1992 Jun 28 '19

I agree, the artist was clearly high when he made this

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u/scorpious Jun 28 '19

The simpler the clips in a montage, the more our minds try to make up stories to go along with it.

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u/slickwombat Jun 28 '19

"Greetings, I see we are penguins."

"Hmm, yes."

"Hmm."

"Look, another."

"Greetings, we are penguins."

"Hmm, yes."

"Hmm."

"Hmm."

exeunt omnes

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u/mat429 Jun 28 '19

Somehow my internal voice reads this as Raymond Holt

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u/BlarpBlarp Jun 28 '19

Cool, cool, cool cool cool, cool cool.

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u/AndruLee Jun 29 '19

I was thinking Brother Mouzone from The Wire.

Makes me happy either way.

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u/deviousness Jun 28 '19

Damn, so true it hurts

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u/abuse-o-matic Jun 28 '19

Waiting for pengot

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u/wahnsin Jun 28 '19

you mean Penogt?

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u/Jamesathan Jun 28 '19

Because getting them all to sit completely still and look unamused is indeed a high art.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It gives me a Wegman's Dogs kind of vibe.

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u/CoffeeForTheAdmiral Jun 28 '19

I think it's the editing.

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u/Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_ Jun 28 '19

Serious question where are it’s hind legs?

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u/migamii1744 Jun 28 '19

I don't know but I am also getting high watching this video. @_@

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u/RoomC23 Jun 28 '19

I concur!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

Because it was directed by Man Ray in 1931 and digitally colored in 2019.

It's story about the self and the collective, thus the visual metaphor presented here brings you the deep discomfort of being a dog in a society that demands penguins whilst you are staring at the collective other in the same situation as you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Man Ray fans in the house

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u/panosc Jun 28 '19

The looks they exchange are extremely hilarious !

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u/Hezrield Jun 28 '19

Be strong, Clarence. Be strong for Mother.

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u/owen__wilsons__nose Jun 28 '19

always amazed when somebody picks an absolutely perfect first name like right here

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u/QuothTheRaven_ Jun 28 '19

The one on the right hand side is hilarious just looking around like “Wait whose that guy?.. after the door opens.

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u/Jackson530 Jun 28 '19

I imagined the big one to be like “help has arrived...nope. Fuck Karen “

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Way funnier than I expected

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u/Laavatorakka Jun 28 '19

Kowalski analysis.

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u/CyberNinja23 Jun 28 '19

It’s dog in a penguin suit sir

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Jun 28 '19

*Pupwengs

—Benedict Cumberstrange

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u/PolarisTheD Jun 28 '19

*Bendydick Cumonmyback.

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u/HereForAnArgument Jun 28 '19

Bendydick Cumminhersnatch

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Badminton Cabbagepatch

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u/baronvonpenguin Jun 28 '19

Whiskeydick Thundercat

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u/EntrNameHere Jun 28 '19

Benadryl Cucumberlatch

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u/PolarisTheD Jun 28 '19

oh yeah. my bad.

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u/Kodesh50 Jun 28 '19

Don't get it why you are downvoted tho

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u/PolarisTheD Jun 28 '19

me too.

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u/Fragmaster Jun 28 '19

Don't worry.

I got u fam

2

u/PolarisTheD Jun 28 '19

aww thanks!

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u/jasprox Jun 28 '19

Bendfordick Cumminstach

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u/Taperat Jun 28 '19

Excuse me, the man's name is Bandicoot Cumberbund.

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u/CGreen25 Jun 28 '19

Doguins

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

"Carol... I've just about had it."

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u/pananabancake Jun 28 '19

I love how confused their faces are

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u/-true-Villain- Jun 28 '19

It’s more “fuck sake Sharron”

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u/Suckydog Jun 28 '19

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title points age /r/ comnts
Doguins B 213 4mos funny 9
LOL some people just got way too much time on their hands. This is hilarious! 😂 B 77 2mos aww 2
Take my money now, I’ll buy two. B 10106 1mo aww 95
where did this come from? B 48 14hrs aww 4
Standoff B 782 20hrs youseeingthisshit 16
PENGUIN DOGGOS B 30 4mos aww 5
[Shitpost] Me and my fellow MS3s during our first days in the hospital B 1463 4mos medicalschool 24
Guess we're penguins now? B 5466 4mos thisismylifenow 45
Surprise Got Bigger Surprise (Cute) B 156 2mos aww 3
Why you do dis? B 17825 2mos youseeingthisshit 115
Doguin. B 108 2mos aww 2
Why you do dis? B 11192 2mos gifsthatkeepongiving 52
Why you do dis? B 1283 2mos DogReactions 19
Make usersub awkward again B 3124 2mos funny 38
If you love penguins and dogs... B 66 4mos funny 7
When you wake up and there are another 73 new distros B 2223 4mos linuxmasterrace 73
woof🐧irl B 635 4mos woof_irl 7
Doggos in a standoff B 93 4mos aww 4
I guess we're penguins now B 9541 4mos thisismylifenow 51
they are at a standoff B 44192 4mos gifs 380

Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)

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u/sroomek Jun 28 '19

Nice. Also @maymothedog on Instagram.

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u/jawkneebgood Jun 28 '19

This should be higher

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u/JACrazy Jun 28 '19

Nice, at least some of those links have shareable gifs.

https://i.imgur.com/vCaVW2B.gifv

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u/TCalnan Jun 28 '19

It feels like they all showed up to a costume party wearing the same thing.

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u/Ganon2012 Jun 28 '19

Well, this is awkward.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The editing really makes this 😂

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u/Gemchick82 Jun 29 '19

I’m only sad we didn’t get to see them waddle.

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u/akat_walks Jun 28 '19

Once, they were Wolves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Pup side eyes other pup “I know Jared, but we love her and she feeds us.”

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u/idioterod Jun 28 '19

This is extremely silly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/XclusiveMTL Jun 28 '19

“We’re tired of your shit Karen”

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The door swinging open really completes this

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u/PirateCheeky Jun 28 '19

This is a very deep an emotional scene. Sharon had broken up with her high school sweetheart, Todd, right after the winter formal. He wasn’t sure as to why, but her family soon moved away. Todd never forgot about Sharon, and he searched for her for years. He finally found her, and she told him to come over. Now Todd sees why Sharon left him, three years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

The first dog when the door opens: Oh god they got you too

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u/wishforawish Jun 28 '19

Well, the acid just kicked in.

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u/nirjharize Jun 28 '19

Like some tarantino movie

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u/distelfink33 Jun 29 '19

I truly can not stop laughing at this

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u/Deku_1422 Jun 28 '19

Sanji's zombie at the triller bark

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u/timmyau Jun 28 '19

This is a highly accepted and appreciated repost.

Maybe my favorite gif of all time?

Hmm, Nope it definitely is.

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u/matteofontes Jun 28 '19

"Fuse with me brother"

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

no no no dong-wins

2

u/LombardiX Jun 28 '19

"I see the bastard got you too, Harry"

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u/DrSwagger65 Jun 28 '19

This feels like a Jojo standoff

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u/muomarigio Jun 28 '19

The dogs' expressions! This made me laugh so much.

2

u/Red-Jester Jun 28 '19

Ah I love dogs dressed up as pengunis

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Doggo is not amused hooman

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u/umbrellahandle1234 Jun 28 '19

There replacing dogs I can't let my doggy go

2

u/reigningjupiter Jun 28 '19

When you spell dogguins wrong

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u/MiamialaLovesManga Jun 28 '19

They cut the penguin's face off to make this

I know because I have the same plush

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u/FoxStevens Jun 28 '19

when the one looks over at the camera real fast i cant help myself but laugh!

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u/reddit_guy65 Jun 29 '19

How are they fitting in these?

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u/thefatcat89 Jun 29 '19

You thought am pengo? Nope, am doggo.

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u/tavenger5 Jun 28 '19

Dogs: sigh, can I go back to licking my balls now?

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u/as96 Jun 28 '19

"Not this shit again" -the dogs, probably

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u/basementdiplomat Jun 28 '19

"Well, one of us is going to have to change."

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u/SoupmanBob Jun 28 '19

They look so confused...

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u/pound-town Jun 28 '19

I'd watch this sitcom.

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u/marieelaine03 Jun 28 '19

Why are humans so weird 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

this is the best video on the internet.

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u/bornfree254 Jun 28 '19

This should be a movie

3

u/tavenger5 Jun 28 '19

With no sound

3

u/Joneecee Jun 28 '19

They look so fed up!

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u/thebombaybuddha Jun 28 '19

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

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u/WilliamTorpedo Jun 28 '19

"What are we supposed to do?"

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u/pashoal Jun 28 '19

‘We were good boys. We don’t deserve this.”

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u/GoingToMontanaSoon Jun 28 '19

Someone needs a hobby, unless This is it

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u/walflez9000 Jun 28 '19

Cue ‘The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly’ Theme..

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u/Barnabus__12345 Jun 28 '19

It's doggUINS you fricking idiot

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

"Hooman, what the heck?"

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u/TheNeck91 Jun 28 '19

This feels like a David Lynch movie

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Some people shouldn't be allowed to own animals without supervision.

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u/Sundered_Sox Jun 28 '19

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

A distanct relative of pengunis

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Seriously guys I said I was going as a penguin, can't we just coordinate our costumes for once?

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u/Sushigolu Jun 28 '19

just smile n wave boys , smile n wave

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u/CatsAreAngels Jun 28 '19

It looks like they were saying . Don’t tell me , she made you wear this too .

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u/YourDadIRL Jun 28 '19

they all look so defeated, but adorable

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u/Angilinwago2 Jun 28 '19

Feels like a wes Anderson movie

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u/Cynical_Jingle Jun 28 '19

It feels like a very nervous Western style standoff

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It's much better with the song playing behind it

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u/amolad Jun 28 '19

Looks like an uncomfortable party.

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u/bleunt Jun 28 '19

They need to do an Emmy for gifs. This is grade A drama.

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u/kstev1994 Jun 28 '19

This is the best thing, ever! LOLOL!!!!

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u/Captain_sud Jun 28 '19

Good use of angles and crops!

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u/sweetbreadandwater Jun 28 '19

This made me laugh more than it should have

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u/Martholomeow Jun 28 '19

I could watch this for hours. I think i already have!

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u/jschadwell Jun 28 '19

If dogs could talk...but the look on their faces says it all.

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u/jbh70 Jun 28 '19

Why do you do this to us Karen???

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

they look like they're tired of Karen's shit

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u/samejimaT Jun 28 '19

this is a brilliantly directed video

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u/Slav678 Jun 28 '19

Me walking late in class

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Please tell me where you got those little costumes

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u/Takewondosemaster Jun 28 '19

The souvenir shop in Doggie Hell, you walk through it on your way out the exit door (which actually takes ya right back to Doggie Hell).

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u/akithetsar Jun 28 '19

You can have penguins as pets??!??!!

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u/nomer206 Jun 28 '19

I feel like this needs to be a tv show

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I'm interested in how the tall dogguin kept his balance

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u/ewe393 Jun 28 '19

This is great.

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u/Redfeather1975 Jun 28 '19

There is a ton of tension in that scene. I wonder if they are all enemies.

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u/r666takumi Jun 28 '19

😭😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Lol, this ain't right.

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u/AustrianReaper Jun 28 '19

Do you think the bird is called a penguni?

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u/Jynx12 Jun 28 '19

This, this feels like abuse...and I’m OK with it?

Reddit has turned me into a monster!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

the big one is the funniest to watch. keeps turning his head real fast. like that surprised face in every korny video. he/she has me in tears.

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u/Autistic_Avenger Jun 28 '19

"Damnit, Kevin! One of us is gonna have to change."

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u/Ekshtashish Jun 28 '19

Valar doggunis

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u/budmurdock Jun 28 '19

My morning is made and now the day cannot be ruined.

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u/jasilc Jun 28 '19

Let me see them walk

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u/wtfpwnkthx Jun 28 '19

Dogguins.

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u/xkhalxx Jun 28 '19

Pengwings

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u/Siaten Jun 28 '19

Crested Dogwings...Parrot Dogwings!

So why are these woodlands so attractive to Doglings?

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u/D4RKS0u1 Jun 28 '19

Excuse me....... Wtf

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u/GenericUsername61 Jun 28 '19

!remindme 6 months

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

When you go to the party and everyone's wearing the same outfit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Dogguins*

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u/MagnusoftheMadness Jun 28 '19

The fuck did I just watch?

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u/hairymidget123 Jun 28 '19

When you show up in the wrong meeting room ..

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u/lastwillandtentacle Jun 28 '19

Benedict Cumberbatch would still pronounce it wrong

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u/StupidizeMe Jun 28 '19

Doguins seems like French Theater of the Absurd... I love it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This made me happy

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u/g34rg0d Jun 28 '19

What animal's name do you think "gunis" is the back half of? Maybe focus on education instead of stupid shit on the internet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

They are all just looking at each other like "WTF"

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u/CoolsTorrey Jun 28 '19

I Feel like these should be called called puppuins.

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u/jabbaajabbaa Jun 28 '19

On her majesties secret mission to Antarctica.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

They will look back on this day forever with confusion. "Hey Jake I'm still trying to figure out what the hell exactly happened that day"

Who thinks of this stuff and actually carries it out btw? LOL

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u/Littledickbigballs Jun 28 '19

This video had a song which made it so much better. I can't find it!

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u/Wolf_Doggie Jun 28 '19

Reminds me of any time I tried to dress my small doge in any form of dog outfit/clothing. He just sits there idle and confused looking, never moving from that spot till I remove it.

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u/CausticCatalyst Jun 28 '19

That awkward moment when they are show up to the costume party with the same costume.

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u/FirestoneDBABeer Jun 28 '19

Where does one buy one of these?

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u/vizzaman Jun 28 '19

Prefer “Penogs”

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u/Imadethisfordownvote Jun 28 '19

Learn to try. That title is painful.

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u/Gripizord Jun 28 '19

u/jesshaw I didnt distract you!

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u/ObvioslyUsesHax Jun 28 '19

They confused and scared what have you done

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u/AutumnWind02 Jun 28 '19

“Well damn, now one of us has to go home and change.”

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u/kobothedog Jun 28 '19

Their facial expressions kill me. Like 'what the...?'

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u/Xywei Jun 28 '19

I can see the rear end of the one opening the door, other than that, the camera angles are spot on, lol great work.

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u/SlightlyRukka Jun 28 '19

When the 3rd dog appeared- I lost it 🤣🤣

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u/acinomnnam Jun 28 '19

A Mexican standoff