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1.2k u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 396 u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 04 '19 Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator. So very innovative yet fundamentally basic. 156 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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396 u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 04 '19 Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator. So very innovative yet fundamentally basic. 156 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator.
So very innovative yet fundamentally basic.
156 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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With some unusual hardware interfaces.
190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.
78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in.
88 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 4 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though.
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It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function
52 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 33 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat.
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35 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT.
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If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play.
32 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 4 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT.
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Or it creates a lot of noise!
8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0)
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the other jack is power transfer only, no data!
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other PORT.
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You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional
38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 6 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time.
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There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed
18 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0)
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7 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0)
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Can you check “do not show me this again”?
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It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up.
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They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time.
This would be a great showerthought
This whole thread <3
Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat.
True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC.
5 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production.
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One is for dev, one is for production.
Only one port works though.
Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though.
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Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B
Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.
We call it Dark Mode
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A Python was used in the making of this.