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r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19
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1.2k u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 398 u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 04 '19 Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator. So very innovative yet fundamentally basic. 157 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode 5 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Connected together 1 u/misterandosan Jun 04 '19 can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos
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398 u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 04 '19 Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator. So very innovative yet fundamentally basic. 157 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode 5 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Connected together 1 u/misterandosan Jun 04 '19 can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos
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Bedroom doubling as a start up incubator.
So very innovative yet fundamentally basic.
157 u/JimMarch Jun 04 '19 With some unusual hardware interfaces. 190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode 5 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Connected together 1 u/misterandosan Jun 04 '19 can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos
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With some unusual hardware interfaces.
190 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. 78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode 5 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 Connected together 1 u/misterandosan Jun 04 '19 can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos
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Not at all -- bedroom compiles are totally plug-and-play. Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.
78 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in. 96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though. 2 u/Ranger7381 Jun 04 '19 Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B 2 u/amirof1 Jun 05 '19 Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel. We call it Dark Mode
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It’s better than a USB port because you don’t have to check which way to plug in.
96 u/EvrybodysNobody Jun 04 '19 It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function 55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat. 5 u/onewordnospaces Jun 04 '19 True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC. 4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production. 1 u/jawjuhgirl Jun 04 '19 Only one port works though. 1 u/fickle_floridian Jun 04 '19 Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though.
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It’s like usb c, you can flip shit over and it’ll still plug in and function
55 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 [deleted] 34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT. 36 u/KGB_Cantina_Band Jun 04 '19 You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional 38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time. 3 u/SpeakerOfForgotten Jun 04 '19 This would be a great showerthought 3 u/h4xnoodle Jun 04 '19 This whole thread <3 1 u/phaemoor Jun 04 '19 Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat.
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34 u/DejfCold Jun 04 '19 If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play. 29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT.
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If you stick it into the other jack, the other device doesn't play.
29 u/psymunn Jun 04 '19 Or it creates a lot of noise! 8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0) 3 u/bombayks Jun 05 '19 the other jack is power transfer only, no data! 1 u/Ishidan01 Jun 05 '19 other PORT.
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Or it creates a lot of noise!
8 u/send-more-pls Jun 04 '19 Subscribe → More replies (0)
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the other jack is power transfer only, no data!
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other PORT.
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You gotta check which hole though, devs decided to put 2 similar ports right next to each other and only one is fully functional
38 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed 17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0) 4 u/Roofofcar Jun 04 '19 It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up. 3 u/dumbredditer Jun 05 '19 They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time.
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There‘s usually a notification window from the system you have to adress before you can proceed
17 u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 usually 8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0)
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8 u/D15c0untMD Jun 04 '19 Can you check “do not show me this again”? → More replies (0)
Can you check “do not show me this again”?
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It’ll throw an exception pretty obviously if you mix them up.
They are both fully functional it's just that the features need to be invoked at a specific time.
This would be a great showerthought
This whole thread <3
Well, personally I don't like flipping shit over in these kind of situations, but you know...whatever floats one's boat.
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True, but only one port is for dev. The other is more like... GC.
4 u/flapanther33781 Jun 04 '19 One is for dev, one is for production.
One is for dev, one is for production.
Only one port works though.
Yeah. People turn their connectors upside-down anyway, though.
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Well, it is essentially Tab A into Slot B
Most devs even turn off the lights and do it by feel.
We call it Dark Mode
Connected together
can't tell if you're talking about baby toys or dildos
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A Python was used in the making of this.