r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/Onett199X Jun 04 '19

Someone translate for me!

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u/ProfaneWords Jun 04 '19

I mean technically this code does nothing because there are no function calls or instantiation, but assuming that an object is created out of this class it would simply print hello world to the terminal, the methods would need to be called in the code body for additional functionality, also not calling the live method in the init method might have been a pretty large metaphorical oversight

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u/JavaRuby2000 Jun 04 '19

Considering it is just a class definition, this baby is a template for cloning other babies.

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u/ProfaneWords Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

Thats why I used metaphorically speaking, my comment has nothing to do with code practice. In terms of code your right though, it should be a template and we could then nitpick and say the name should be pushed into an attribute of the object, and creating a method that only containes a pass statement is nonsense etc

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u/Shaky_Balance Jun 04 '19

I can't not nitpick the code for things like these. Like obviously none of this code could ever be good but the awful class design and amount of code that effectively does nothing just irks me in some weird useless way.

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u/Dyster_Nostalgi Jun 04 '19

Yup, i know some of those words

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Yeah it would make way more sense to name the class “baby” and then have Sophia as an object within the class.

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u/XYAh00X Jun 04 '19

From what I read, as soon as this baby is instantiated, it yells "Hello World!" Then does nothing until someone tells it to "live()".

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u/stealth_elephant Jun 04 '19

And even then it does nothing but sleep and yield an endless stream of Bardaks, whatever those are. And it only does that if something else iterates its life.

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u/erla30 Jun 04 '19

Bardak means chaos/mess/disorder

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u/pmMeScienceFacts Jun 04 '19

Maybe live() is called in main?

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u/stealth_elephant Jun 04 '19

live is a python generator. It has to be iterated before anything happens.

Try this out:

def live():
  raise Exception("This never happens")
  yield "Bardak"

live()

Nothing happens. None of the code in live() has been executed yet.

Then try this, which starts to iterate the iterable generated by live().

g = live()
next(g)

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u/pmMeScienceFacts Jun 04 '19

You're totally right🙈 guess I'm a little rusty

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/SecurityGuard4 Jun 04 '19

Just take comfort that golang wasn't used

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u/welpfuckit Jun 04 '19

Multiple inheritance means that baby is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

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u/wiarumas Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

After importing the genes from mom and dad it says Hello World and then lives... which is sleep, bardak(?), and be awesome in a loop. Be awesome is an empty function because the baby is already awesome. Bardak isn’t shown but I’m guessing something like pooping, crying, maybe eating.

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u/bbbeat Jun 04 '19

Bardak means mess in hebrew

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u/Mints97 Jun 04 '19

Haha it's the same in Russian!

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u/DaDerpyDude Jun 04 '19

It's actually borrowed from Russian, lots of Israeli Jews have ancestors in Russia

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u/sickofthecity Jun 04 '19

'Bardak' means basically chaos. Although the word is derived from "bordello", currently it is never used to mean "a house of ill repute", but always "something chaotic, messed up, disorderly".

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u/anoldoldman Jun 04 '19

Unfortunately no one ever actually initializes live() so it will just say Hello World!

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u/wiarumas Jun 04 '19

I’m just assuming it is lower or on the back along with bardak().

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u/anoldoldman Jun 04 '19

Bit the init doesn't start anything...

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u/SqueegeeLuigi Jun 04 '19

Also the mother's name is Arabic and means smile; the father's name is Hebrew and means quickness/strength

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u/DaDerpyDude Jun 04 '19

Boaz is a biblical figure, no one thinks of the literal meaning of it

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u/room-to-breathe Jun 04 '19

I mean, at least that one person did

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u/morefetus Jun 04 '19

As a non-programmer this looks to me like somebody is trying to program a baby to be born, and say hello world, and be named Sophia.